The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:20 AM

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Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm:

If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:25 AM

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Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm:

If you still have to ask, reread my first reply.

Your Bernard! Well that's rap people cased closed.

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 12:33 PM

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Your Bernard!

My Bernard???

Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."

Brag · 02-23-08, 12:45 PM

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Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

Tomorrow? You won't get that long a break

02-23-08, 12:48 PM

Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Jimbuna · 02-23-08, 01:34 PM

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Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Pointless, he's indestructable....just like his brother

STEED · 02-23-08, 03:36 PM

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Your Bernard!

My Bernard???

Oh, you meant "You're" Bernard, as in "You are Bernard". What you said was "Your Bernard", as in "He's yours. You own him."

No chance, sounds like a American hamburger to me.

So there for you are Bernard.

Q.E.D

Jimbuna · 02-23-08, 03:48 PM

MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!!

STEED · 02-23-08, 04:04 PM

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MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

No way, Steve is so

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Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 04:26 PM

AM NOT!!!:p

STEED · 02-23-08, 04:29 PM

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AM NOT!!!:p

See what I mean.

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Jimbuna · 02-23-08, 06:00 PM

Looks like you were made for each other......if STEED can find the time to get off the keyboard

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 09:57 PM

Hey, Steed may drive me crazy, but he also did me the single greatest favor anyone here has done...well, except maybe joegrundman's help with matching up the U-jagd mod with 6 Dials Simfeeling, and Lehman looking into some things, and...well, still, Steed knows what he did, and I thank him for it.

Avatar · 02-23-08, 10:19 PM

Bernard is everything inside everything outside everything. He is the little piece of refuse left over after you flush. He is the cigarette inside the beer bottle you drink. He is the torpedo duds that you have perfectly shot. He is the ...

papa_smurf · 02-24-08, 05:29 AM

In an ideal world we would be able to sack Bernard from U-boat duties and give him indefinate shore leave, but sadly this wil not happen. My own solution is to stick him in the rear torpedo tube when leaving harbour and not let him out until I return to port. This give me the option to fire him at the enemy, but he always finds his way back to port

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	MAM....THEY'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	AM NOT!!!:p __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 06:00 PM	#27
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looks like you were made for each other......if STEED can find the time to get off the keyboard __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-23-08, 09:57 PM	#28
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Hey, Steed may drive me crazy, but he also did me the single greatest favor anyone here has done...well, except maybe joegrundman's help with matching up the U-jagd mod with 6 Dials Simfeeling, and Lehman looking into some things, and...well, still, Steed knows what he did, and I thank him for it. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-24-08, 05:29 AM	#30
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	In an ideal world we would be able to sack Bernard from U-boat duties and give him indefinate shore leave, but sadly this wil not happen. My own solution is to stick him in the rear torpedo tube when leaving harbour and not let him out until I return to port. This give me the option to fire him at the enemy, but he always finds his way back to port __________________

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AdlerGrosmann Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him! If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

02-23-08, 10:19 PM	#29
Avatar Commodore Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Way out there Posts: 603 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Bernard is everything inside everything outside everything. He is the little piece of refuse left over after you flush. He is the cigarette inside the beer bottle you drink. He is the torpedo duds that you have perfectly shot. He is the ...