The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread
 

OK, fellow Kaleuns... we have a bit of a problem with Bernard, right?

Well, let's discuss how we'll get rid of him.

I reckon we strap him to a torpedo, fire it and hope it hits a destroyer or a cargo ship or something. If not, then... oh well.

So, what do you want to do to Bernard??

No, because he would probably want to come back inside, and steer the fish back towards you, sinking you! :doh: :rotfl:

Would be nice if we could do anything at all...but alas...I am afraid we are stuck with him...just like we are stuck with JS Balz...:doh:

Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p

I already replaced him:smug:
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Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

What is a Bernard? :roll: :rolleyes:

Go look in the mirror.

As for what we should do with him:

Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Earlye in the morn-ing!

Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing! :oops:


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Good ones, JU-88!:rock:

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm: