Headlines From The Year: 2029

SUBMAN1 · 02-18-08, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

And news sources are still getting their facts wrong.

The NBA's tallest player, Zhin-wing Markopolis Sturdyavent, is indeed nine-feet-seven. The average height of NBA players is only eight feet one-and-a-half.

Don't believe everything you read.

In 2029, with genetic modification of sorts, they will all average that height!

-S

Yea, they'll be modified with cow DNA so that they can be injected with bovine growth hormones instead of human ones for better results

As a side effect, they'll also grow horns :hmm:

And they will be Mad all the time too! This could get interesting!

-S