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Lucky Jack
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October 4, 1940
BDU To Kaleun Blacklight Understood. Return to base immediatly. There will be NO gestapo officers waiting for you. |
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Rear Admiral
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October 4, 1940
BDU (shaggy - it wasnt me) Who blew up the tankah reply: wasnt me who killed all those seamen reply: wasnt me who made that hole reply: wasnt me who scored that tonnage reply: wasnt me who fired that torpedo reply: wasnt me who was hungry for a juicy target reply: wasnt me who thought to get awards by sinking american ships reply: wasnt me HunterICX :rotfl:
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Navy Seal
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It probably blew itself up for the insurance money. You know--Americans
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Watch
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Bit of a lame excuse to get insurance, though.
"I want insurance. I know - I'll blow myself up!" WHY, I ask you?!
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And so the torpedo went 'tick-tock-BOOM!' The captain asked one of the crew: "Why is there a hole in OUR sub?!" To which the crewman replied "I put the torpedo in the wrong way round!" ![]() BTW, if anyone's interested in meh fanfic 'Paper Mario - What REALLY Happened', look up 'Paper Mario Story' on http://thebunnyhunter.deviantart.com |
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Eternal Patrol
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The official explanation is that it hit a mine. We plant mines, the British plant mines, all God's chillun plant mines. If you can't swim, stay out of the water.
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Commander
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But let's be honest. Aren't they just sooooooo tempting - all bright and shiny and lit up? If you patrol around BF17, quite regularly in 1941 there's a small unescorted convoy of four ships which head SW through the patch - Two merchants and 2 luvverly big tankers. problem is they belong to the Republic of Ireland - Damn it!
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Still crazy as ever!
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Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way... |
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Planesman
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I took a big renown hit for sinking a hospital ship in the ireland straights.. oops..
No more neutrals for me. Tool.
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