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Engineer
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Meanwhile I think I'm going to have to try to find this Flintstone in a dress....:p
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Silent Hunter
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Location: The Peach State
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Next time you see one of these
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Rear Admiral
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Eeeeeeeek !
Its Tokyo Rosie Odonnel ! |
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Silent Hunter
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Loader
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Location: U.S.A.
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EEEWWWW!! Rosie O'Donnel, gross.
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Seaman
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Location: la raza de Los Angeles
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Man, and she's one tough broad, too: I heard from one skipper that she'll jump overboard, swim to your sub... and strangle your crew with her bare hands. ![]() 'Course, that skipper was well into his cups at Hale Wahine when he told me that... :hmm:
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Bernaaaaaard! Current games: UBOAT ... Victory at Sea Pacific ... Ye olde games: SH3 + GWX3 Gold ... SH4 plain vanilla ... Steam and Iron ... Jutland ... War Plan Pacific ... ...and many board games!
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Sparky
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Better watch out for your guns, that witch will try take them away from ya. The only good to come out of her is if you are getting water logged, she's very bouyant, so be sure to catch her fast, and use her to keep your boat a floatin. After she's water logged and of no use, so you think, there's plenty of blubber to go around to make cologne and soap for everyone when we hit port to smell good for the ladies
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Sparky
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You ain't seen nothing yet! Wait until their eyeballs disappear all together, then you know you're on the voyage of the damned. And that dude that stands atop one of the wheels, while his head sticks through the cabin, that's a real sight. I remember that was one of first discoveries with this game. It certainly confirmed for me that the devs really took the time to polish the game before they published it and started to laugh all the way to the bank.
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Sparky
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missing eyes
Hahaha, I have seen the eyeballs disapear too. It was helpful though when that damn conning officer would be staring and his eyes were gone. I told him so.
Conning officer: CAPTAIN....I CANT SEE Captain: And? Conning officer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND? MY EYES ARE GONE!! THIS IS SERIOUS!! Captain: Well...Sorry to say but it's better this way. Remember I kept telling you to keep your eyes on the map instead of me or else I'll make sure they're glued to the map once and for all? Conning officer: WELL YES I REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU I WAS TRYING. AND WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BETTER THIS WAY?, I AM GOING THROUGH A CHRISIS RIGHT NOW. BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY EYES BEING GONE? Captain: While you were sleeping before I asked the majority of the crew to take a vote on where your eyes belonged, on me or the map? So they all said on the map, and by the way, they do think you are really wierd. So Schmitty went ahead and took your eyes out and glued them to the map, all your really good for is repeating what I say, but just yelling a lot, which you are doing a fine job at as we speak. Conning officer: YOU AND THIS CREW ARE SICK!! DID YOU HAPPEN TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY MEDICAL RECORD? IT SHOWS THAT MY LEFT EYE HAS A PROBLEM AND LOOKS TO THE DAMN LEFT Captain: Well, the medical officer was sleeping at the time and I didn't want to bother him. Conning officer: <--runs away crying ![]() Captain: Ooooh........:hmm: Schmitty....um...Schmiiiiity... <captain and crew start looking around nonchelantly and start whistling> |
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Lucky Jack
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Sparky
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STEED: "Crap it's the mother in law.
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Sparky
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How can I get my BMP Files on to this page?
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