Bernard's Birthday is coming up - Page 4

NiclDoe · 09-25-07, 02:58 PM

Headshots dont kill him. Sorry Biggles.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 09-25-07, 03:01 PM

yup. bernard is unfortunatly invincible

NiclDoe · 09-25-07, 03:05 PM

By the way Mohr who is he doing on your ship after Hunter dropped him off. can we meet out at sea and trade him from you to me.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 09-25-07, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

By the way Mohr who is he doing on your ship after Hunter dropped him off. can we meet out at sea and trade him from you to me.

never got the package, you should ask him to drop it on ur sub

Frostyvegi · 09-25-07, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Huskalar

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Originally Posted by Frostyvegi

Hang a impact armed torpedo from a rope, blindfold him, give him a bat and tell him it's a pinyata... and run!

If it's really Bernard who you're talking about, I would run first and then shout it's a pinyata.

Yeah, but that being said, he'd probably knock himself out with the bat first..

Oh.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD.. (you little bugga!)

He must be

right now.. been AWOL from the control room last night.. everything was working a charm.. (time to knock on wood, me thinks!)

NealT · 09-25-07, 04:48 PM

Perhaps Bernard is there in disguise?

Happy Birthday anyway!

Rhodes · 09-25-07, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

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From U-307 to the place of Bernard party:

Happy Birthday Bernard...

...And good luck to all those in attendance. I'll stay here safely locked in this concrete bunker till it's over.

Why do you think I off in patrol in Bernard birthday... The crew of the 307 said that they wanted more shore leave. When I told them who's birthday was coming, they all run to the boat and said, so Herr kaleunt, why are you taking so long to go in patrol...:rotfl:

Blacklight · 09-25-07, 06:43 PM

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Headshots dont kill him. Sorry Biggles.

Yeah. The bullet will just miss his brain completely.

NiclDoe · 09-25-07, 06:46 PM

How can that be? :rotfl: :rotfl:

Frostyvegi · 09-25-07, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NealT

Perhaps Bernard is there in disguise?

Happy Birthday anyway!

I obviously didn't knock hard enough.. went to load up SH3 this morning.. all my save games GONE!!!

Brag · 09-25-07, 10:33 PM

What a bunch of good friends Bernard has. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

StarFox · 09-25-07, 11:19 PM

Happy Birthday Bernard

and the next time you leave the bow torpedo loading hatch open while at see, I will stuff you in it to seal it

Apollo · 09-26-07, 12:22 AM

I shot him out of tube 3 while we where doing torpedo reloading.

He was back St.Nazire when I got back from the patrol sitting at the dock waiting.:hmm:

Blacklight · 09-26-07, 11:40 AM

We're so joyous that Bernard has survived another year !!!

Isn't it amazing just how many Uboats he manages to be stationed on all at the same time ! He's a real workaholic !

Bismarck · 09-26-07, 11:45 AM

He blocked our head yesterday. Try to take a crap and the smell delayed the D-Day invasion fleet.

09-25-07, 02:58 PM	#46
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Headshots dont kill him. Sorry Biggles. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-25-07, 03:01 PM	#47
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	yup. bernard is unfortunatly invincible __________________ Gruß

09-25-07, 03:05 PM	#48
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	By the way Mohr who is he doing on your ship after Hunter dropped him off. can we meet out at sea and trade him from you to me. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-25-07, 06:46 PM	#54
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	How can that be? :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-25-07, 10:33 PM	#56
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	What a bunch of good friends Bernard has. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-25-07, 04:48 PM	#51
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Perhaps Bernard is there in disguise? Happy Birthday anyway!

09-25-07, 11:19 PM	#57
StarFox Engineer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Posts: 216 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday Bernard and the next time you leave the bow torpedo loading hatch open while at see, I will stuff you in it to seal it __________________ Devoted fan of the SS United States, America's Flagship! I dream of her second life....

09-26-07, 12:22 AM	#58
Apollo Sailor man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in Colorado Posts: 43 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I shot him out of tube 3 while we where doing torpedo reloading. He was back St.Nazire when I got back from the patrol sitting at the dock waiting.:hmm: __________________ "all you need is good men"

09-26-07, 11:40 AM	#59
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	We're so joyous that Bernard has survived another year !!! Isn't it amazing just how many Uboats he manages to be stationed on all at the same time ! He's a real workaholic ! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

09-26-07, 11:45 AM	#60
Bismarck Medic Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: At the bottom of the sea in my VIIC Posts: 164 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	He blocked our head yesterday. Try to take a crap and the smell delayed the D-Day invasion fleet.