Bernard's Birthday is coming up
 

Does the cake have TNT in it?

Ask Dowly as he is Bernard's Dad.:yep:

I tried cyanide last year... :hmm:

Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too.

We need Balz to compose a happy birthday song for Bernard. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nope... didnt work... He ate the whole thing and asked for more. :nope:

O please Brag can you make Balz sing this year's song please!!!! :rotfl:

You mean he ate all the bad stuff in it and wanted more?:huh:

:yep:

So I baked him three cakes more, he ate them too, no effect. Tho, he had some gas problems later that night. :hmm:

I give him something nice for him. Oooh lets see what i can give the little bugger:hmm:
I got it and heres the present and its enriched radioactive uranium fresh from Russia with Love. (Even though i live in the US)

I think it's time to get Bernard blotto and have him sing to Kapt Balz instead...:rotfl::rotfl:

Here is the wire recording Kptlt Balz sent via radio while on patrol:

Haaappy hoochie woochie Bernard
Hoochie woochie birthdaaaay
hoochie woochie hoochie woochie
Bernard, you hoochie woooooohieeeeee
Happy hoochie woochieeee Birthdaaaaay
hoochieeeeee wooooooochieeeeeee to youooooooooo.

An interesting "irresistable force/immovable object" variant: what happens if Bernard sails on Balz's boat?

That will not paint a pretty picture thats for sure. Hitler may dismiss Balz for Bernard being on board. Balz just beware and be on look out more often. ;)