The Bilge - Page 120

Wolferz · 07-06-20, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Hey welcome back. So, what happened to the original Bilge thread?

What is "banian territory", btw?

Thank you kindly sir.

Banian territory is where the banians live. Some state in the northeast.

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.

Yeah I know. Just had another birthday. Big deal right?
sixty-six times around Sol. Starting to feel it now.

Wolferz · 07-06-20, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

^ Oh god it stinks

Good to see you again, and sry i forgot your birthday! After all you are one of the old farts i have known since the bilge began to fill.
A belated Happy Birthday Wolferz, and all the best from the bilge!

Impossible!!!
Can't get the best from the bilge. The best has been out of stock since the beginning.

Offer up the worst and we'll be talkin.
I only tolerate birthdays now rather than celebrate.
But thanks all the same

Old Old and moldy in the Bilge BABY!

Aktungbby · 07-06-20, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.

Yeah I know. Just had another birthday. Big deal right?
sixty-six times around Sol. Starting to feel it now.

should BE IN YOURUSER PROFILE UNDER STATISTICS... FIND ALL THREADS STARTED BY WOLFERZ

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Wolferz · 07-06-20, 09:45 PM

By golly. There they all are scattered on the floor.

Hey aktung, you dropped something.

Texas Red · 07-06-20, 09:58 PM

I guess it was the glass ceiling shattering because Aktungs wife broke the world record for the fastest mile time ever, 0.9 seconds!

Aktungbby · 07-06-20, 10:42 PM

Akbar Aktung!...and that was my slowest wife at that! But seriously, you eighth-grade varlet, wives, concubines, paramours and enamorata are never mentioned by others in the Bilge; this is a place of sanctuary from nuptual travail...and if you ever expect me to cover for your skinny butt in who/what/where again, do not transgress again or we'll tell your mommy and cast you into the outer darkness! In the Bilge I am Chief of the boat! Obey or walk the plank! You would do well to review the entire thread to learn the rites, rituals, and ceremonial rigamarole of the Bilge. When you have acquired the bare modicum of conocimiento for petitioning the admission board for Bilge membership and submitted your blood type as several off us are elderly and periodically need new body parts;(all below the navel only) and call Jimbuna or whomever we designate an "old fart" on demand, your application will be considered by Fearless Leader Wolferz at his pleasure and convenience. Meantime, tarry in the Bilge at your peril but remain blythe at all times!

Jimbuna · 07-07-20, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Found it and threads merged.

Good to know you're still alive Wolferz.

No problem, happy to be of service

Wolferz · 07-07-20, 08:56 AM

Thanks Jim

Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?

Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

mapuc · 07-07-20, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

^

After years of potty training in here, I reckon we're in good shape to face the virus

Doesn't it look shinny.

After you left I was hired to keep this toilet clean and shinny.

I have put a lot of hours into this

(Standing and awaiting a clap on my shoulder and a "you have done a perfect job my son")

Markus

Aktungbby · 07-07-20, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

(Standing and awaiting a clap on my shoulder and a "you have done a perfect job my son")
Markus

Now that Vice President Pence has referred to that odious porcinity POTUS in the White House as "our father"

... it is not permissable to imply a father-son relationship in the Bilge...it is simply assumed everyone is an illegitimate bastard!

Moonlight · 07-07-20, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Thanks Jim

Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?

Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

I was once invited to join the Bilge Rats, sigh, but sadly, after speaking to my doctor about the invite she advised me against it, she said, in her most provocative sexy asian voice that I would never, ever, attain such a high status in life such as these Bilge Rats have.

But......I could be persuaded to join.......

Well, if you cross my palm with a lot of silver I might even describe in graphic detail my eternal infatuation with the already mentioned doctor.....

And.....

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" that's if you lot are up for an hot asian curry, there's no need to worry about catching this Covid thing either, I've already ~~tasted~~ tested her for it.....

Wolferz · 07-07-20, 01:54 PM

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.

Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

Wolferz · 07-07-20, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.

Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen x'ers or a y'er?

XXXXX

Aktungbby · 07-07-20, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonlight

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" ...

Unfortunately the Bilge Chaplain, a position held by Tango when he's not besotted on the sacramental $2 Buck Chuck PinotNoir, has reminded his faithful Bilgerats of the scriptures: "Covid not thy neighbor's breasties nor the beasties of his flock"...moreover such nefarious frolicksome shenanigans would require a coordinating Gröpingführer officer be present, and we have no one at that rank aboard the Bilge. We've had two, but they were transferred to the Eastern front for 'failure to get a grip'while aboard the Bilge-a serious loss of confidence-in-command deficiency.

That we are pervs is due soley to our addictition to performance enhancing Pervitin:

and should not be misconstrued as a lack of piety, devotion to duty, and fraternal love of our fellow Bilgemates.

Wolferz · 07-07-20, 05:52 PM

Good old Pervitin

Breakfast of chumpions

07-06-20, 09:45 PM	#1789
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	By golly. There they all are scattered on the floor. Hey aktung, you dropped something. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-06-20, 09:58 PM	#1790
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	I guess it was the glass ceiling shattering because Aktungs wife broke the world record for the fastest mile time ever, 0.9 seconds! __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

07-06-20, 10:42 PM	#1791
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,046 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Akbar Aktung!...and that was my slowest wife at that! But seriously, you eighth-grade varlet, wives, concubines, paramours and enamorata are never mentioned by others in the Bilge; this is a place of sanctuary from nuptual travail...and if you ever expect me to cover for your skinny butt in who/what/where again, do not transgress again or we'll tell your mommy and cast you into the outer darkness! In the Bilge I am Chief of the boat! Obey or walk the plank! You would do well to review the entire thread to learn the rites, rituals, and ceremonial rigamarole of the Bilge. When you have acquired the bare modicum of conocimiento for petitioning the admission board for Bilge membership and submitted your blood type as several off us are elderly and periodically need new body parts;(all below the navel only) and call Jimbuna or whomever we designate an "old fart" on demand, your application will be considered by Fearless Leader Wolferz at his pleasure and convenience. Meantime, tarry in the Bilge at your peril but remain blythe at all times! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 07-06-20 at 11:05 PM.

07-07-20, 08:56 AM	#1793
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Get your rubber duck outta my tub! Thanks Jim Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own. Ah well what's a CVA between friends? Dain Bramage! That's what! Aktung! Down bouy! So where is the rest of the crew?? Fall in ya scurvy dogs! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-07-20, 01:54 PM	#1797
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Where did I put that can of silver spray paint? I have a moonlit palm to cross with it. Hey Beast, You one of them Gen xers or a yer? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-07-20, 05:52 PM	#1800
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Good old Pervitin Breakfast of chumpions __________________ Tomorrow never comes