The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Thanks Jim


Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?


Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

[Moonlight]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Thanks Jim


Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?


Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

I was once invited to join the Bilge Rats, sigh, but sadly, after speaking to my doctor about the invite she advised me against it, she said, in her most provocative sexy asian voice that I would never, ever, attain such a high status in life such as these Bilge Rats have.

But......I could be persuaded to join.......

Well, if you cross my palm with a lot of silver I might even describe in graphic detail my eternal infatuation with the already mentioned doctor.....

And.....

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" that's if you lot are up for an hot asian curry, there's no need to worry about catching this Covid thing either, I've already tasted tested her for it.....

[Wolferz]

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen x'ers or a y'er?

XXXXX

[Eichhörnchen]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

I can vouch for these two maritime miscreants... provided there's enough room for their nuts

[Moonlight]

^You've changed your tune Mr Squirrel, just last week you said I was a certain male appendage, I didn't know what one of those things was but my doctor put me right about it when I asked her. You'd better watch your nuts if I was you Mr Squirrel or I'll be having some of them.

[Eichhörnchen]

[Wolferz]

You can ask for his surrender...
But, he'll just say "Nuts!"

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Moonlight

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" ...

Unfortunately the Bilge Chaplain, a position held by Tango when he's not besotted on the sacramental $2 Buck Chuck PinotNoir, has reminded his faithful Bilgerats of the scriptures: "Covid not thy neighbor's breasties nor the beasties of his flock"...moreover such nefarious frolicksome shenanigans would require a coordinating Gröpingführer officer be present, and we have no one at that rank aboard the Bilge. We've had two, but they were transferred to the Eastern front for 'failure to get a grip'while aboard the Bilge-a serious loss of confidence-in-command deficiency. That we are pervs is due soley to our addictition to performance enhancing Pervitin: and should not be misconstrued as a lack of piety, devotion to duty, and fraternal love of our fellow Bilgemates.

[Wolferz]

Good old Pervitin
Breakfast of chumpions