Red Alert Team: this is a drill

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?