Red Alert Team: this is a drill

Onkel Neal · 11-03-17, 11:09 AM

In light of the massive North Korean spam attack earlier this week, this is a drill. If you are a member of the Red Alert Team, please act accordingly. This will test the system to ensure an actual red alert goes smoothly.

Aktungbby · 11-03-17, 11:21 AM

"레드 팀! 그냥 그 aktung의 제거!

그는 항상 우리의 공격 계획을 전리품!"

Eichhörnchen · 11-03-17, 11:48 AM

Just don't press the bruddy red one

Onkel Neal · 11-03-17, 12:03 PM

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

Onkel Neal · 11-03-17, 12:51 PM

Marcel, David, Stefan, I show your reports, thanks.

Eichhörnchen · 11-03-17, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?

Dowly · 11-03-17, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?

Yes.

Eichhörnchen · 11-03-17, 01:17 PM

Thanks, furry one

propbeanie · 11-03-17, 01:18 PM

... might depend on the content of the jpeg and the sensitivity of his eyes...

Onkel Neal · 11-03-17, 01:43 PM

I got everything set up on my new phone, and I received all the alerts from each of you who sent one. I still need to set up the proper notification, it seems that notification sounds and ringtones are different on my phone. So, if you want to send a second test message, let her rip

Eichhörnchen · 11-03-17, 02:00 PM

Done

Schroeder · 11-03-17, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Done

Done too.

Onkel Neal · 11-03-17, 04:12 PM

Oh man, it works too well!!

I got three quick responses from Marcel, Dowly, and Glynn, and I said to myself, great that will do the job, there's no way I can sleep through this damn alarm.

I installed the first one

http://soundbible.com/tags-air-raid-siren.html

Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack

STEED · 11-03-17, 05:54 PM

Relax Neal, NK has not got the balls to spam subsims. We have our secret weapon Jim who will hit them with 100,000 plus posts.

Schroeder · 11-04-17, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack

Ok, then from now on I'll charge 250$ a month for not setting an alarm off every day at 3a.m. your local time and one more around 3p.m. your local time.

BZW (that is a German accented BTW) where is my spam hunter badge gone to?

11-03-17, 11:09 AM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Red Alert Team: this is a drill In light of the massive North Korean spam attack earlier this week, this is a drill. If you are a member of the Red Alert Team, please act accordingly. This will test the system to ensure an actual red alert goes smoothly.

11-03-17, 11:21 AM	#2
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,996 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	"레드 팀! 그냥 그 aktung의 제거! 그는 항상 우리의 공격 계획을 전리품!" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 11-03-17 at 11:33 AM.

11-03-17, 11:48 AM	#3
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,379 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Just don't press the bruddy red one __________________

11-03-17, 12:03 PM	#4
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and radiation tablets. Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-03-17, 12:51 PM	#5
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Marcel, David, Stefan, I show your reports, thanks. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-03-17, 01:17 PM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,379 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Thanks, furry one __________________

11-03-17, 01:18 PM	#9
propbeanie CTD - it's not just a job Join Date: May 2016 Location: One hour from Music City USA! Posts: 10,098 Downloads: 451 Uploads: 2	... might depend on the content of the jpeg and the sensitivity of his eyes... __________________ "...and bollocks to the naysayers" - Jimbuna

11-03-17, 01:43 PM	#10
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I got everything set up on my new phone, and I received all the alerts from each of you who sent one. I still need to set up the proper notification, it seems that notification sounds and ringtones are different on my phone. So, if you want to send a second test message, let her rip __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-03-17, 02:00 PM	#11
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,379 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Done __________________

11-03-17, 04:12 PM	#13
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Oh man, it works too well!! I got three quick responses from Marcel, Dowly, and Glynn, and I said to myself, great that will do the job, there's no way I can sleep through this damn alarm. I installed the first one http://soundbible.com/tags-air-raid-siren.html Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-03-17, 05:54 PM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Relax Neal, NK has not got the balls to spam subsims. We have our secret weapon Jim who will hit them with 100,000 plus posts. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 11-03-17 at 06:35 PM.