Red Alert Team: this is a drill
 

In light of the massive North Korean spam attack earlier this week, this is a drill. If you are a member of the Red Alert Team, please act accordingly. This will test the system to ensure an actual red alert goes smoothly.

Just don't press the bruddy red one

Dowly and Glynn, proceed to the fallout shelter for your reward and
radiation tablets.

Glynn, you get an extra iodide bath for also turning in a bad post report, good show

Marcel, David, Stefan, I show your reports, thanks.

When it was for real on Monday, I couldn't see how I could report a bad post without opening one of them; if I remember correctly though, you are safe to open one of these buggers' posts just so long as you don't click on any links... is that right?

Yes.

Thanks, furry one :up:

... might depend on the content of the jpeg and the sensitivity of his eyes... :arrgh!:

I got everything set up on my new phone, and I received all the alerts from each of you who sent one. I still need to set up the proper notification, it seems that notification sounds and ringtones are different on my phone. So, if you want to send a second test message, let her rip

Done

Done too.

Oh man, it works too well!!

I got three quick responses from Marcel, Dowly, and Glynn, and I said to myself, great that will do the job, there's no way I can sleep through this damn alarm.

I installed the first one

http://soundbible.com/tags-air-raid-siren.html

Then I left my phone in the conference room and went downstairs and I got one from Stefan, half the office thought we were under attack :)

Relax Neal, NK has not got the balls to spam subsims. We have our secret weapon Jim who will hit them with 100,000 plus posts. :03: :)

Ok, then from now on I'll charge 250$ a month for not setting an alarm off every day at 3a.m. your local time and one more around 3p.m. your local time.:smug:

BZW (that is a German accented BTW) where is my spam hunter badge gone to?:doh: