At last a real election in the US with real candidates one can for for. .

[August]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Let's see...

He's friendly.

The loves everybody.

If he doesn't love somebody, it's probably for a good reason.

Everybody loves him.

If somebody doesn't love him, they're probably not worth knowing.

He's very low-maintenance.

He'll never lie to you.

He'll never spend your money recklessly.

He may poop in your yard, but hey, nobody's perfect.

He can be bribed for a steak, but there's not much he could do for you except be your friend. No corruption there.

What's not to love? I'd vote for him.

Are you talking about Jason or the dog?