Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

I'm only offended if I'm called late to breakfast.

I only take offence if the one in the garden needs fixing.

[Buddahaid]

It was sarcasm.

[Sailor Steve]

Whoooooooosssssshhhhhh!!!

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language!

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

Originally Posted by August

Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead.

I wouldn't say he missed necessarily....just....saw another target of opportunity that happened to trump his original.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

Then you'd have to convince Leanardo da Vinci to make multiple copies of the Mona Lisa, so you could sell them to finance the time travel experiments that might be able to take you back to a point before you were splintered into four parts.


You'd better get started! Bye-bye!


(Sorry for the size of the image, but Tom Baker doesn't get any smaller.)

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

([..]but Tom Baker doesn't get any smaller.)

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Dowly

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

You're not the only one. My grandmother was German. There's a lot of mix in there, including some so-called Native American. Wales is just the farthest back I've been able to directly trace the male line.

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

(Sorry for the size of the image, but Tom Baker doesn't get any smaller.)

Very good! And very true!

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

Meh. I've got my German bit.

I'd be in sevenths. Part goes to Germans, part to the British, then the Scots, Irish, Russians, and Norwegians. The last bit would go to the Cherokee nation.

However, I am 110% American!

[Oberon]

Pfft, even most people from England are French, German, Italian, Scandinavian, Central European, Indian, African, and Russian.

Resistance is futile.

[Betonov]

It that's the story, the Celts can kick me back over the Danube