Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites

[eddie]

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds.
“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. “In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors.
“Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy.”




Progressive native groups welcomed the council’s decision today as a step forward towards normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.
“Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omáǧažu of the Lakota people, “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home.
“I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else – behind the Mexicans.”




Thought this was funny as heck,lol
http://nativewarriors.net/native-ame...ed-whites.html

[Platapus]

You know about those European anchor babies.

[Sailor Steve]

They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language!

[Jimbuna]

Hey, even the Welsh can't understand their own language

[Oberon]

[August]

Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead.

[Buddahaid]

Personally I'm offended being called a whiteskin.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by August

Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead.

Well, at least it was in the right city.

[Jeff-Groves]

Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Personally I'm offended being called a whiteskin.

I'm only offended if I'm called late to breakfast.

[eddie]

Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Personally I'm offended being called a whiteskin.

Don't see the word whiteskin in the article. Just a little humor, or satire, and you get you knickers in knot! Things a little slow over on the ultra conservative forums today?

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

I'm only offended if I'm called late to breakfast.

I only take offence if the one in the garden needs fixing.

[Buddahaid]

It was sarcasm.

[Sailor Steve]

Whoooooooosssssshhhhhh!!!

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language!

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

Originally Posted by August

Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead.

I wouldn't say he missed necessarily....just....saw another target of opportunity that happened to trump his original.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

At least you know where you'd go! They'd have to chop me into fourths to send me back home. Then I'd have to learn German and Italian while attempting to understand thick British and Scottish accents.

Then you'd have to convince Leanardo da Vinci to make multiple copies of the Mona Lisa, so you could sell them to finance the time travel experiments that might be able to take you back to a point before you were splintered into four parts.


You'd better get started! Bye-bye!


(Sorry for the size of the image, but Tom Baker doesn't get any smaller.)