The Bilge

Kaptlt.Endrass · 11-27-14, 05:48 PM

OI! I've finished cooking the Thanksgiving dinner. So let's stop slapping each other and eat this half cooked bird. I even made some 'special sauce' for everyone.

Now, does anyone have soap? I wasn't able to wash my hands after I came up from the laundry.

Armistead · 11-27-14, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

OI! I've finished cooking the Thanksgiving dinner. So let's stop slapping each other and eat this half cooked bird. I even made some 'special sauce' for everyone.

Now, does anyone have soap? I wasn't able to wash my hands after I came up from the laundry.

You're cooking in the laundry? You have any clue what all ends up in the laundry?

I need to find out exactly who our assigned cook is while Donna's in rehab...Seems everyones just doing their own thing these days....That could be a safety issue and I don't recall if we have a safety officer..

Wolferz · 11-28-14, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

You're cooking in the laundry? You have any clue what all ends up in the laundry?

I need to find out exactly who our assigned cook is while Donna's in rehab...Seems everyones just doing their own thing these days....That could be a safety issue and I don't recall if we have a safety officer..

The last safety officer fell overboard. Or was he pushed?

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 06:04 AM

Last thing I heard, I was on cooking duty, nominated by Aktung if I remember correctly. However, I'm more than happy to delegate this to a more willing mug, err, volunteer.

Armistead · 11-28-14, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Last thing I heard, I was on cooking duty, nominated by Aktung if I remember correctly. However, I'm more than happy to delegate this to a more willing mug, err, volunteer.

It's all confusing. I thought I had it in order...Not fair for you to be our head priest and have to do the cooking as well.

Aktung doesn't have authority to give positions, maybe that's the problem. Our leadership doesn't enforce discipline or render punishment. Seems a continued problem of lack of leadership...

Aktungbby · 11-28-14, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

OK men, just got a order from the head...

Directive 212

Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week....

Zod

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HEY! if Tango says grace while he's cookin'... It'll save us the trouble. and that'll be the sin we drop in the box!

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Last thing I heard, I was on cooking duty, nominated by Aktung if I remember correctly. However, I'm more than happy to delegate this to a more willing mug, err, volunteer.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

It's all confusing. I thought I had it in order...Not fair for you to be our head priest and have to do the cooking as well.

Aktung doesn't have authority to give positions, maybe that's the problem. Our leadership doesn't enforce discipline or render punishment. Seems a continued problem of lack of leadership...

INNOCENT...by(toothless)GUMM. Took me awhile to research but there it is: Armistead CLEARLY & properly appointed our culunarily inclined padre to the task of sloppin' the crew I merely seconded the nomination as a convenient way of skipping grace...NOT ME! AS TO OUR NEW NOMINEE, I've no doubts whatsover that he'll keep a tight seal and fit (pach it in-so 2 speak?) in well in (one tube?)the aft torpedoroom

!Vindicated on two counts!PS:ArmiBBY made me COB but I'll not qubble or dribble over a replacement!

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 03:19 PM

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INNOCENT...by(toothless)GUMM. Took me awhile to research but there it is: Armistead CLEARLY & properly appointed our culunarily inclined padre to the task of sloppin' the crew I merely seconded the nomination as a convenient way of skipping grace

Ok, sorry, my mistake. Armistead did put me on cook house duty, but I have raised the point about the woeful lack of ingredients or pots/pans. Has anything been done about this?

Armistead · 11-28-14, 03:20 PM

OK, maybe the stress is getting to me a lil and I'm not recording my orders.
I did in fact tell Tango to do the cooking, but I told him no more confessions and he continued in that, instead of using the sin box. Tango implies then he gave the job to a volunteer, I assume the new feller, Kapt Inass....If Aktongue said I made him COB, I think he confused the position with the nickname "Cob" as in corncob due to his use of...well, anyways, Aktung can continue in the position of COB. 'Chef of the Boat' along with his other positions, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Marketing Officer and whatever else...

We need a new safety officer if anyones has experience and wants the role...

Armistead · 11-28-14, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The last safety officer fell overboard. Or was he pushed?

The report states that he fell....However, when he was pulled out of the sink, a large grease footprint was found on the rear of his boxers....You were the only witness and you also closed the case after your investigation...

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

a large grease footprint was found on the rear of his boxers....

What was the man doing with no trousers on?

Wolferz · 11-28-14, 12:10 PM

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What was the man doing with no trousers on?

Ensign Marty Pascal, Our previous safety officer, was wound a little tight. That is, until his screws came loose and he reported for watch duty on deck minus his trousers and took a swing at me.
Need I say more?

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 12:12 PM

Not at all. Personally I would have stuffed him in a torp tube and launched him.

Armistead · 11-28-14, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Ensign Marty Pascal, Our previous safety officer, was wound a little tight. That is, until his screws came loose and he reported for watch duty on deck minus his trousers and took a swing at me.
Need I say more?

Well, that's your side. I wanted to look into it further..but you wouldn't allow me to do so....I do know when our safety officer left the bilge, he was carrying a 5 gallon bucket of used STD penis swabs up top for disposal...

Previous you said he fell off, now you said he swung at you. I assume you just ducked and his forward motion put him in the sink and the footprint is just coincidence?

11-27-14, 05:48 PM	#1
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	OI! I've finished cooking the Thanksgiving dinner. So let's stop slapping each other and eat this half cooked bird. I even made some 'special sauce' for everyone. Now, does anyone have soap? I wasn't able to wash my hands after I came up from the laundry. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

11-28-14, 06:04 AM	#4
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Last thing I heard, I was on cooking duty, nominated by Aktung if I remember correctly. However, I'm more than happy to delegate this to a more willing mug, err, volunteer. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

11-28-14, 03:20 PM	#8
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	OK, maybe the stress is getting to me a lil and I'm not recording my orders. I did in fact tell Tango to do the cooking, but I told him no more confessions and he continued in that, instead of using the sin box. Tango implies then he gave the job to a volunteer, I assume the new feller, Kapt Inass....If Aktongue said I made him COB, I think he confused the position with the nickname "Cob" as in corncob due to his use of...well, anyways, Aktung can continue in the position of COB. 'Chef of the Boat' along with his other positions, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Marketing Officer and whatever else... We need a new safety officer if anyones has experience and wants the role... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

11-28-14, 12:12 PM	#12
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Not at all. Personally I would have stuffed him in a torp tube and launched him. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...