The Bilge

Armistead · 11-28-14, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The last safety officer fell overboard. Or was he pushed?

The report states that he fell....However, when he was pulled out of the sink, a large grease footprint was found on the rear of his boxers....You were the only witness and you also closed the case after your investigation...

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

a large grease footprint was found on the rear of his boxers....

What was the man doing with no trousers on?

Wolferz · 11-28-14, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

What was the man doing with no trousers on?

Ensign Marty Pascal, Our previous safety officer, was wound a little tight. That is, until his screws came loose and he reported for watch duty on deck minus his trousers and took a swing at me.
Need I say more?

Tango589 · 11-28-14, 12:12 PM

Not at all. Personally I would have stuffed him in a torp tube and launched him.

Armistead · 11-28-14, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Ensign Marty Pascal, Our previous safety officer, was wound a little tight. That is, until his screws came loose and he reported for watch duty on deck minus his trousers and took a swing at me.
Need I say more?

Well, that's your side. I wanted to look into it further..but you wouldn't allow me to do so....I do know when our safety officer left the bilge, he was carrying a 5 gallon bucket of used STD penis swabs up top for disposal...

Previous you said he fell off, now you said he swung at you. I assume you just ducked and his forward motion put him in the sink and the footprint is just coincidence?

Wolferz · 11-28-14, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Well, that's your side. I wanted to look into it further..but you wouldn't allow me to do so....I do know when our safety officer left the bilge, he was carrying a 5 gallon bucket of used STD penis swabs up top for disposal...

Previous you said he fell off, now you said he swung at you. I assume you just ducked and his forward motion put him in the sink and the footprint is just coincidence?

No, I didn't duck. I swerved and planted my foot in his backside as he went past.
Inertia is not your friend it seems. Especially with a full bucket in your hand. Just ask Marty.

Now, on to more important business.
Have you assigned a new COB yet?

11-28-14, 12:12 PM	#4
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,378 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Not at all. Personally I would have stuffed him in a torp tube and launched him. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...