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![]() The report states that he fell....However, when he was pulled out of the sink, a large grease footprint was found on the rear of his boxers....You were the only witness and you also closed the case after your investigation...
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What was the man doing with no trousers on?
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Ensign Marty Pascal, Our previous safety officer, was wound a little tight. That is, until his screws came loose and he reported for watch duty on deck minus his trousers and took a swing at me.
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Not at all. Personally I would have stuffed him in a torp tube and launched him.
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Previous you said he fell off, now you said he swung at you. I assume you just ducked and his forward motion put him in the sink and the footprint is just coincidence?
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Not quackers here.
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Inertia is not your friend it seems. Especially with a full bucket in your hand. Just ask Marty. Now, on to more important business. Have you assigned a new COB yet? ![]()
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