The Bilge

Wolferz · 11-09-14, 09:52 PM

Only truck drivers have intimate knowledge of pulling things.

Forget the complicated lanyard system. We'll give Armistead a Bic to light the fuse on the charge.

On second thought, we better make that a box of strike anywhere kitchen matches.
Try not to ignite those bubbles coming from your aft.

Armistead · 11-09-14, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Only truck drivers have intimate knowledge of pulling things.

Forget the complicated lanyard system. We'll give Armistead a Bic to light the fuse on the charge.

On second thought, we better make that a box of strike anywhere kitchen matches.
Try not to ignite those bubbles coming from your aft.

maybe we should give it a dry run first...

swamprat69er · 11-09-14, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

maybe we should give it a dry run first...

That might hurt.

Aktungbby · 11-10-14, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

maybe we should give it a dry run first...

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

That might hurt.

NAH! we'll all chip in for his last tube of Aft-O-Glide and as long as there's any amount of bilgebrew...dry runs are unwarranted! Anticipatory 'big-bang' lack of confidence can dry a rat out!

Naturally I'll be aft next to Donna...consoling her on your late but glorious petard hoist

while Wolfertz...not called fearless leader fer nuthin', washes down Catfish's mushrooms with ALL of what's left of your filched Bilgebrew ration.

Even as Fireftr8, Tango and Swamprat, none the worse for wear, look on in utter disgust and sulk at being schlamboozled out of the customary communal gnaw on leftovers!

Eichhörnchen · 11-10-14, 03:19 PM

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

Armistead · 11-10-14, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

Donna had a meltdown due to the conditions in the bilge. She is currently under the care of the bilge psychologist. Once we get her meds adjusted, she'll be be returned to duty.

All the guys in the bilge stand firmly behind Donna during this time......

Aktungbby · 11-10-14, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

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Donna had a meltdown due to the conditions in the bilge. She is currently under the care of the bilge psychologist.

Our new Chef...

vs Donna's meltdown issue:

Armistead · 11-10-14, 06:34 PM

OK men, just got a order from the head...

Directive 212

Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week....

Zod

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Only truck drivers have intimate knowledge of pulling things. Forget the complicated lanyard system. We'll give Armistead a Bic to light the fuse on the charge. On second thought, we better make that a box of strike anywhere kitchen matches. Try not to ignite those bubbles coming from your aft. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Festering Bung-hole Not wishing to aggravate any sensitive feelings, but who are you going to get to do your cooking down there in that putrid bung-hole of yours, if Donna really has gone? I might be persuaded to help out for a consideration, but it would be sure to contain traces of nuts (and maybe the odd caterpillar)...

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	OK men, just got a order from the head... Directive 212 Tango will take on cooking duties while Donna is under treatment. Tango will also continue in his duties as high priest, but will not be taking confessions. We will now have a sin box, just write your sins down and place them in the box. This way Tango can deal with all sin with one prayer once a week.... Zod __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.