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07-27-14, 06:23 PM
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because it looks Chinese, don't think that it is....anyway, we'll be in our new boat soon.....just waiting for some test results from the physical and you guys still got to your physical qualifications, push ups, etc...
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07-27-14, 07:48 PM
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Still crazy as ever!
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Cool, what boat are we being consigned to the bilge of next?
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07-27-14, 07:52 PM
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I think Wolferz said he got us a Narwhal or S boat....Something about delivering some toilet paper to some base yet not known...
But who knows what we'll run into..
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07-28-14, 03:12 PM
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Friends of the Hunley!
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 ers over age 60 automatic bilge rats-they're 'nasty ol' cranks' anyhow and will fit right in! The wood seats are good fer chewin too; keeps the teeth gleaming in the candle light! new logo-teeth AND scaly tail!? T
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07-28-14, 07:19 PM
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Well, 99% of the crew were deemed medically/physically unfit for duty.
Most concerning were the following officers Wolferz: Herpes Simplex 1 & 2 Anal Warts{ found in mouth.} Ingrown Toe Nails Schizophrenia 42 lbs overweight. Swampman: Herpes Simplex 1&2 Scabies Chancroid - right testicle Hemorrhoids General Depression 38 lbs overweight Fireftr: Herpes Simplex 2{note: found on upper lip} Severe Gingivitis Canker Sores {rectal rim} Bi-Polar Disorder 28 lbs underweight. Aktung: Gingivitis Vaginsitis {  }Gonorrhoea Pubic Lice 38 lbs overweight Antisocial Personality Disorder Multiple Personality Disorder 39 lbs overweight Tango: Trichomonas Genital Warts Gonorrhoea Herpes Simplex 1 & 2 Canker of the Anus Scabies Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Anemic 18 lbs underweight. Armistead: Stomach Ulcers Irritable Bowel Syndrome Nail Fungus Herpes 1&2 - Fingernails Arthritis Thumbs Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 42 lbs underweight Wern: Calcium Deficiency Disease 138 lbs underweight
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07-29-14, 05:37 AM
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Hair pees?
Is that Herpes Simplex or Zostrex?
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