The Bilge

Wolferz · 07-29-14, 05:37 AM

Is that Herpes Simplex or Zostrex?

Armistead · 07-29-14, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Is that Herpes Simplex or Zostrex?

both!

Aktungbby · 07-29-14, 10:55 AM

You missed 'Herpes Gladiatorium' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_ gladiatorum "it is strongly associated with contact sports — outbreaks in sporting clubs being relatively common. Other names for the disease are herpes rugbiorum or "scrumpox" (after rugby football), "wrestler's herpes" or "mat pox" (after wrestling). In one of the largest outbreaks ever among high-school wrestlers at a four week intensive training camp, HSV was identified in 60 of 175 wrestlers." I wrestled, 7 years, played rugby, 10 years, and came from MN where it was prevalent. But try telling your wife that...

I need a Hamm's

If were all crankin' madly down in our lil' Hunley, could be a problem...

Armistead · 07-29-14, 07:27 PM

We have found the source...

Wolferz · 07-30-14, 07:31 AM

Mary J Bilge crew,

Re: Retention,

All disqualifying physical and medical conditions have been waived.

Report to the SS 118.14 currently berthed at pier 69, San Diego, Ca.

Once you pipe aboard and get settled in, I want the entire sub repainted. See the base quartermaster and draw the brushes and the fifty shades of gray I have ordered. Sub is to be painted in a tiger stripe camouflage pattern. Bring all onboard equipment up to spec.

Luzon needs that load of pig slop ASAP! So, get it done yesterday.

Wolferz · 07-31-14, 11:18 AM

When there's work to be done.

Typical.

Armistead · 07-31-14, 11:50 AM

Sir,

I think you made a mistake by calling the men to work. I'm gonna tell them there's a party with booze and free women aboard SS 118.14, then we call pull out and whip em into shape.

Also, Fireftr got arrested last night and currently in the brig. I'll see what the charges are.

I'm gonna store Wern under your bunk....

07-29-14, 05:37 AM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Hair pees? Is that Herpes Simplex or Zostrex? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-29-14, 10:55 AM	#3
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,039 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	You missed 'Herpes Gladiatorium' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_ gladiatorum "it is strongly associated with contact sports — outbreaks in sporting clubs being relatively common. Other names for the disease are herpes rugbiorum or "scrumpox" (after rugby football), "wrestler's herpes" or "mat pox" (after wrestling). In one of the largest outbreaks ever among high-school wrestlers at a four week intensive training camp, HSV was identified in 60 of 175 wrestlers." I wrestled, 7 years, played rugby, 10 years, and came from MN where it was prevalent. But try telling your wife that...I need a Hamm'sIf were all crankin' madly down in our lil' Hunley, could be a problem... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 07-29-14 at 01:04 PM.

07-29-14, 07:27 PM	#4
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	We have found the source... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-30-14, 07:31 AM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Aktung!...err Attention! Mary J Bilge crew, Re: Retention, All disqualifying physical and medical conditions have been waived. Report to the SS 118.14 currently berthed at pier 69, San Diego, Ca. Once you pipe aboard and get settled in, I want the entire sub repainted. See the base quartermaster and draw the brushes and the fifty shades of gray I have ordered. Sub is to be painted in a tiger stripe camouflage pattern. Bring all onboard equipment up to spec. Luzon needs that load of pig slop ASAP! So, get it done yesterday. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-31-14, 11:18 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	They all disappear... When there's work to be done. Typical. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-31-14, 11:50 AM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Sir, I think you made a mistake by calling the men to work. I'm gonna tell them there's a party with booze and free women aboard SS 118.14, then we call pull out and whip em into shape. Also, Fireftr got arrested last night and currently in the brig. I'll see what the charges are. I'm gonna store Wern under your bunk.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.