The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Cor, the fabled Unobtanium Toilet that belonged to Spargo The Great, the scourge of the Deep! How did you ever get hold of it?

Theft by deception...

Lookest thou over there --->
Then I ran out the door with it.
The unfortunate side effect was the emergency trip to the core had to be cancelled and Earth's magnetic field collapsed completely and cooked the inhabitants.
It's a good thing we live on a submarine.
I hope you like fish because that's all we'll be eating from now on.