The Bilge

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Beans with cornbread?

Nobody said, there'd be food in this thread? Is that homemade cornbread? Ditch the beans though.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Beans with cornbread?

the texture in the coffee did feel of cornbread....but to think it was brewed in your lower intestine.....

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Nobody said, there'd be food in this thread? Is that homemade cornbread? Ditch the beans though.

Our sub is our home, so I guess you could call it home made by our home girl.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

the texture in the coffee did feel of cornbread....but to think it was brewed in your lower intestine.....

Was it gritty there, hominy?

[Armistead]

[Wolferz]

Don't be an old Groucho mister Marx.

That's my job.

[Wolferz]

What did you say?
I couldn't hear over the clicking of those steel ball bearings in your hand.
Should I get the COB to bring some shaft bearing lube from the prop shaft alley? Should quiet those things down a bit.

None the less, you showed great fortitude in doing jello shots from her naval base after eating that whole block of cheese.
I thought your head was stuck in there for a moment.

[Armistead]

I wasn't stuck, the cheese was stuck to her body. I think when I pulled with my teeth, due to the sweat, it caused a suction on the cheese...Like pulling a rubber band...HEHE...but I finally got it....Looked American, but tasted like Limburger.

[fireftr18]

I think I'll leave for a while. Maybe I'll visit donna in the aft torpedo room.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I wasn't stuck, the cheese was stuck to her body. I think when I pulled with my teeth, due to the sweat, it caused a suction on the cheese...Like pulling a rubber band...HEHE...but I finally got it....Looked American, but tasted like Limburger.

An Ubirat always gets that last nip of cheese.

Originally Posted by fireftr18

I think I'll leave for a while. Maybe I'll visit donna in the aft torpedo room.

We'll send the dancer back there so you don't miss out.

I think Armistead has been watching the new Weird Al video. He even shows up in it toward the end.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.a...&ocid=ansent11

Tacky.

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

We'll send the dancer back there so you don't miss out.

Then I'll definitely go the aft torpedo room. There's no way she'll be able to fit to get there.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Then I'll definitely go the aft torpedo room. There's no way she'll be able to fit to get there.

We got her through the top hatch with a lot of grease, that aft hatch is the same size. I just wonder if we go on patrol if the nose will stick up out of the water...

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

The eye bleach dispenser is empty! Again!

Fear not. After some experimentation, I've achieved good results wit Bilge Brew. Just rinse you eyes in the foul smelling liquid and the drink 2 pints, as fast as you can. Neither your eyes nor brain will be able to process anything for the next 24 hours, which should provide enough time for recovery.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Fear not. After some experimentation, I've achieved good results wit Bilge Brew. Just rinse you eyes in the foul smelling liquid and the drink 2 pints, as fast as you can. Neither your eyes nor brain will be able to process anything for the next 24 hours, which should provide enough time for recovery.

OW! Bottoms Up! See you in manana All good now.

[Wolferz]

Something completely different...


Turn up your speakers.