The Bilge

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 06:30 AM

Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers?

It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury.

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good.

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

Don't say anything about my girlfriends.
There's only one thing that would make them look better...
Drivers licenses issued in 2018.

PS:
Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times.

The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around.

07-07-14, 06:30 AM	#11
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers? It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury. That Tango guy looks a little shifty. Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good. By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two. Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi. Don't say anything about my girlfriends. There's only one thing that would make them look better... Drivers licenses issued in 2018. PS: Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times. The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 07-07-14 at 07:23 AM.