The Bilge

Tango589 · 07-07-14, 04:23 AM

Alright, it sounds like a laugh with the beer, scallywags, ner-do-wells and secret handshake. I want in and promise not to vomit in the pot plants too often.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Alright, it sounds like a laugh with the beer, scallywags, ner-do-wells and secret handshake. I want in and promise not to vomit in the pot plants too often.

Done deal!
That'll be $118.14 {cash} for the first month of membership.
Are you any good at bleaching out blood stains? There was an unfortunate accident with a hooker, an axe and the coffee pot in my office. The less said the better.

Armistead, we have petty cash now! Get bleach!

That's enough with the secret handshake. The hooker is a recovering voyeur.

Jimbuna · 07-07-14, 05:15 AM

You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 06:30 AM

Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers?

It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury.

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good.

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

Don't say anything about my girlfriends.
There's only one thing that would make them look better...
Drivers licenses issued in 2018.

PS:
Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times.

The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around.

Armistead · 07-07-14, 07:28 AM

Wolferz,

You can't just let every Tom, Dick

and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on.

I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing.

I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc..

He fully agrees to all rituals

.

vanjast · 07-07-14, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two

, but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by vanjast

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two

, but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

I can relate. Mine are too. Especially when the hands initiate groping mode before the brain can tell them that it's inapropriate.

Tango589 · 07-07-14, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

A little shifty? I'll have you know I'm a LOT shifty. In fact, I was runner-up in the 2010 All England Mr Shifty contest. I was soundly thrashed by some fella by the name of Buna (but that was in the bar after the contest, after he had drunk 6 pints of Old and Nasty, tried to get freaky with the landlords' dog and vomited in the Aspidistra).

mapuc · 07-07-14, 02:26 PM

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Jimbuna · 07-07-14, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Hardly...this is SubSim, not Ubisoft but I do admit to being well up to date with prior history, thanks to two close friends who moderated during the period

Wolferz · 07-08-14, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Yes.
We're looking for volunteers.

Keep it on the down low. The NSA is watching us.

Armistead · 07-07-14, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower.

Someone grease the ladder rungs fore and aft...

This is not a revolution this time, we simply have dwindled in numbers due to mismanagement by a president that leads from the rear.. We're just trying to expose ourselves to others that might not know about the bilge.

....but with Steve aft and you fore to watch us, we know our fates are in each others hands....

Rhodes · 07-07-14, 08:06 AM

Are you all free masons?

Armistead · 07-07-14, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Are you all free masons?

I think Wolferz is a Shriner and I belong to local Moose 327

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 09:59 AM

Yeah, yeah. Sign up whoever you want.
I'm busy watching pron and vacuuming and you know I hate to be interrupted when I'm cleaning my clock.

This is the best part too. What's behind the green door?

The fez is slimming don't ya think? It doubles as a garbage can too.

07-07-14, 04:23 AM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Alright, it sounds like a laugh with the beer, scallywags, ner-do-wells and secret handshake. I want in and promise not to vomit in the pot plants too often. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-07-14, 05:15 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,825 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-07-14, 06:30 AM	#4
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers? It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury. That Tango guy looks a little shifty. Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good. By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two. Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi. Don't say anything about my girlfriends. There's only one thing that would make them look better... Drivers licenses issued in 2018. PS: Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times. The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 07-07-14 at 07:23 AM.

07-07-14, 07:28 AM	#5
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Wolferz, You can't just let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on. I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing. I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc.. He fully agrees to all rituals. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-07-14, 08:06 AM	#13
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,520 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Are you all free masons? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-07-14, 02:26 PM	#9
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,549 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ? Markus

07-07-14, 09:59 AM	#15
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Yeah, yeah. Sign up whoever you want. I'm busy watching pron and vacuuming and you know I hate to be interrupted when I'm cleaning my clock. This is the best part too. What's behind the green door? The fez is slimming don't ya think? It doubles as a garbage can too. __________________ Tomorrow never comes