Iran urged to spare hanging survivor - Page 2

Cybermat47 · 10-19-13, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by periunder

I'm pretty sure its against Shiite Islamic law to execute someone twice. Same goes for stoning. If they survive, then the punishment ends.

And the devil has nothing to do with it.

That makes sense. I guess Allah spared the guy's life.

Cybermat47 · 10-19-13, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

THERE IS NO ALLAH;

NO PARADISE AND NO 72 VIRGINS nuff said!

I was just saying what they might see it as...

mapuc · 10-20-13, 08:20 AM

Many years ago I was a documentary on Swedish TV. I can't remember the title and what it really was about. It was somehow about Islam and in this documentary a scholar from a Islamic school said that the old Arabic word for Virgin also could mean raisins

When he said this, I thought what a disappointment for this terrorist, when he gets to his destination place

Markus

Cybermat47 · 10-20-13, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

When he said this, I thought what a disappointment for this terrorist, when he gets to his destination place

Markus

Well, at least the people with raisin fetishes will be happy

Jimbuna · 10-20-13, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Many years ago I was a documentary on Swedish TV. I can't remember the title and what it really was about. It was somehow about Islam and in this documentary a scholar from a Islamic school said that the old Arabic word for Virgin also could mean raisins

When he said this, I thought what a disappointment for this terrorist, when he gets to his destination place

Markus

Well there you go then, a perfect match....the terrorist supplies the nuts and someone else provides the raisins

periunder · 10-20-13, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Oh yeah?!

NO he did'nt

Yeah he do; other wise how ya gonna tell the bad guys apart?

Good likeness ol' buddy and welcome to the CLAN

they don't say 'damn inlaws' fer nuthin'

THERE IS NO ALLAH;

NO PARADISE AND NO 72 VIRGINS nuff said!

It gets better...

How much better can it get? The suspense is killing me.

Garion · 10-20-13, 02:23 PM

I wonder what the martyrs would do (if) when they got into heaven it turned out that the 72 virgins were all male?

I'll get my coat...

Gary

10-20-13, 02:59 PM

Reminds me of the 3 Bandits hung in Texas years ago.
Each was asked if they had any last words.
1st Guy said Viva Mexico!
They strung him up and swung him out over the Rio Grande.
He slipped out of the noose and swam to the Mexican side.
Same with the second Guy.

3rd Guy they asked, 'Any last words?'
He said, 'Can you tighten up the noose? I can't swim.'

periunder · 10-20-13, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

They "DON'T ask and DON'T tell" in paradise!

just pick up your Viagra and wings on the way in at the pearly gate and 'FLY UNITED'

This was disturbing.

Jimbuna · 10-20-13, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Garion

I wonder what the martyrs would do (if) when they got into heaven it turned out that the 72 virgins were all male?

I'll get my coat...

Gary

Pick mine up as well while your at it

periunder · 10-20-13, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

Reminds me of the 3 Bandits hung in Texas years ago.
Each was asked if they had any last words.
1st Guy said Viva Mexico!
They strung him up and swung him out over the Rio Grande.
He slipped out of the noose and swam to the Mexican side.
Same with the second Guy.

3rd Guy they asked, 'Any last words?'
He said, 'Can you tighten up the noose? I can't swim.'

Need better jokes?
Because you left us hanging on this one.

soopaman2 · 10-20-13, 04:41 PM

Anyone who is willing to kill themselves over an invisible spook in the sky, deserves whatever ridicule/justice they get.

No Christians, you are not exempt, as a matter of fact you started it...Crusades anyone, they were not bothering you, but nations united to bother them. Behind a Pope, do some history on the pope, and antipopes, and reasons for antipopes, and schisms...

It is fascinating...

Maybe we deserve what we get.

Anyone ever think about that?

periunder · 10-20-13, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Anyone who is willing to kill themselves over an invisible spook in the sky, deserves whatever ridicule/justice they get.

No Christians, you are not exempt, as a matter of fact you started it...Crusades anyone, they were not bothering you, but nations united to bother them. Behind a Pope, do some history on the pope, and antipopes, and reasons for antipopes, and schisms...

It is fascinating...

Maybe we deserve what we get.

Anyone ever think about that?

The plot thickens....

I'm atheist, but It could be argued that the Muslims started everything with their incursion into the Iberian Peninsula in the 8th Century.

soopaman2 · 10-20-13, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by periunder

The plot thickens....

I'm atheist, but It could be argued that the Muslims started everything with their incursion into the Iberian Peninsula in the 8th Century.

I think I was more speaking on the horrid corruptness of the Papacy, and how it used its powers to manipulate nations, in the name of some invisible spook in the sky.

Early Christianity was very "competitive" as lords got glory for conquering heathens, just look at Richard the Lionheart, a hero of the Brits, yet knew not one word of English (he spoke french), made his name on Muslim blood, and not kindness to the English people. Nope, he barely identified with them, (had no problem taxing them) yet he is some kinda folk hero.

I blame him for 9/11!

periunder · 10-20-13, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

I think I was more speaking on the horrid corruptness of the Papacy, and how it used its powers to manipulate nations, in the name of some invisible spook in the sky.

Early Christianity was very "competitive" as lords got glory for conquering heathens, just look at Richard the Lionheart, a hero of the Brits, yet knew not one word of English (he spoke french), made his name on Muslim blood, and not kindness to the English people. Nope, he barely identified with them, (had no problem taxing them) yet he is some kinda folk hero.

I blame him for 9/11!

You also said: "Maybe we deserve what we get".

Don't throw everyone into the pile of Christians. I have nothing to do with this jihad/crusade.

It's probably best I watch on the sidelines as they kill each other off.

10-20-13, 04:41 PM	#27
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Anyone who is willing to kill themselves over an invisible spook in the sky, deserves whatever ridicule/justice they get. No Christians, you are not exempt, as a matter of fact you started it...Crusades anyone, they were not bothering you, but nations united to bother them. Behind a Pope, do some history on the pope, and antipopes, and reasons for antipopes, and schisms... It is fascinating... Maybe we deserve what we get. Anyone ever think about that? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,541 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Many years ago I was a documentary on Swedish TV. I can't remember the title and what it really was about. It was somehow about Islam and in this documentary a scholar from a Islamic school said that the old Arabic word for Virgin also could mean raisins When he said this, I thought what a disappointment for this terrorist, when he gets to his destination place Markus

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Garion Commander Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 452 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	I wonder what the martyrs would do (if) when they got into heaven it turned out that the 72 virgins were all male? I'll get my coat... Gary

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Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Reminds me of the 3 Bandits hung in Texas years ago. Each was asked if they had any last words. 1st Guy said Viva Mexico! They strung him up and swung him out over the Rio Grande. He slipped out of the noose and swam to the Mexican side. Same with the second Guy. 3rd Guy they asked, 'Any last words?' He said, 'Can you tighten up the noose? I can't swim.'