Lets start an 'advice for life' thread

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 01:45 PM

If you haven't got protection, tie her legs together!

Discussed during a drunken week-end in Paris

STEED · 10-12-13, 02:38 PM

Don't eat yellow snow!

Jimbuna · 10-12-13, 02:58 PM

None of us is as clever as all of us.

Wolferz · 10-12-13, 03:02 PM

Don't take the yellow acid man.

TarJak · 10-12-13, 05:01 PM

I thought the yellow acid was ok. It's the brown stuff you gotta watch out for.

If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, its most likely to be a duck.

Tchocky · 10-12-13, 05:06 PM

Never get the extended warranty.

frau kaleun · 10-12-13, 05:10 PM

When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not your friend.

Tchocky · 10-12-13, 05:11 PM

Verbatim from my Dad.

"Son, if you ever get married, don't"

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 05:13 AM

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cybermat47 · 10-13-13, 05:15 AM

Don't get mad, get even.

Originally said by FDR I believe.

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 05:40 AM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

The usual culprits on the same thread?? All 4 ONE!

A bigger basket mon ami

and ONE 4 ALL

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Lest you be 'dismembered'

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(a little more off the top Francois)

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I married a divorce atty: Philosophically: I'm content; I can run but I can't hide! And I'd just die tired anyway!

Advice for life on SubSim....Learn to use the multi quote button.

Tango589 · 10-13-13, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Which two on a sheep ranch?

Hey, damn it, I'm NOT Welsh! (or Kiwi for that matter)

Never belong to a club that would have you as a member!

Sailor Steve · 10-13-13, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Never belong to a club that would have you as a member!

I learned long ago to apply Groucho's famous quote to my own life. I have my standards. I would never date a woman who would go out with me.

10-12-13, 01:45 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	If you haven't got protection, tie her legs together! Discussed during a drunken week-end in Paris __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 02:38 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Don't eat yellow snow! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-12-13, 02:58 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	None of us is as clever as all of us. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Don't take the yellow acid man. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-12-13, 05:06 PM	#6
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Never get the extended warranty. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-12-13, 05:01 PM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I thought the yellow acid was ok. It's the brown stuff you gotta watch out for. If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, its most likely to be a duck.

10-12-13, 05:10 PM	#7
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not your friend.

10-12-13, 05:11 PM	#8
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Verbatim from my Dad. "Son, if you ever get married, don't" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-13-13, 05:13 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-13-13, 05:15 AM	#10
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Don't get mad, get even. Originally said by FDR I believe. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-13-13, 05:40 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!