What will the Swiss think of next!! - Page 4

Wolferz · 08-30-13, 07:32 PM

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On the one hand marriage is justified by the love and companionship that springs from it. Would it work to get a dog and still go to Switzerland?

Yeah I suppose it would... with one caveat. The dog will require a lot of peanut butter.

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On the other hand the prostitute will never tell you she has a headache.

Sure she could but she'd have to give you your money back.

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Platapus · 08-31-13, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

If we were not supposed to masturbate, why are our arms just the right length?

Betonov · 08-31-13, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

Platapus · 08-31-13, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

quit braggin

Jimbuna · 08-31-13, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

Save this

Herr-Berbunch · 08-31-13, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

quit braggin

It wasn't for bragging rights, it was a search party.

Wolferz · 08-31-13, 06:48 PM

If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier.

Remember....
Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear.

Stealhead · 08-31-13, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier.

Remember....
Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear.

It could also mean that you have very very small hands.

Aktungbby · 08-31-13, 07:53 PM

I'm cutting to the chase already... opening an 'In and Out Burger' joint next door to revive all your flagging libidos. Where's the thread moderator any how??? THIS IS "OUT OF HAND!"

Wolferz · 08-31-13, 08:22 PM

No, off hand I'd say it's well in hand.

I think I'm going Japanese.

Aktungbby · 09-01-13, 02:10 AM

They don't call you "cool hand wolfertz" fer nuthin' in the frigid wasteland of frostbite falls do they!

Betonov · 09-01-13, 03:03 AM

The level of prostitution supporters on this forum is...

comforting

Sailor Steve · 09-01-13, 09:49 AM

I don't support prostitution!

I just don't think it should be illegal.

Aktungbby · 09-01-13, 12:34 PM

Herr Grossadmiral Doenitz disagrees; he needs happi ubootwaffen and must have studied the American Civil War. Besides the Hunley, they had...HOOKERS ...Ach du liebe!

Betonov · 09-01-13, 02:08 PM

I don't support prostituition either, my wage is too low

08-31-13, 06:48 PM	#52
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier. Remember.... Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-31-13, 07:53 PM	#54
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,096 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I'm cutting to the chase already... opening an 'In and Out Burger' joint next door to revive all your flagging libidos. Where's the thread moderator any how??? THIS IS "OUT OF HAND!" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 08-31-13 at 11:14 PM.

08-31-13, 08:22 PM	#55
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	No, off hand I'd say it's well in hand. I think I'm going Japanese. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-01-13, 02:10 AM	#56
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,096 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	They don't call you "cool hand wolfertz" fer nuthin' in the frigid wasteland of frostbite falls do they! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

09-01-13, 09:49 AM	#58
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I don't support prostitution! I just don't think it should be illegal. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-01-13, 03:03 AM	#57
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	The level of prostitution supporters on this forum is... comforting

09-01-13, 12:34 PM	#59
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,096 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Herr Grossadmiral Doenitz disagrees; he needs happi ubootwaffen and must have studied the American Civil War. Besides the Hunley, they had...HOOKERS ...Ach du liebe! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

09-01-13, 02:08 PM	#60
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I don't support prostituition either, my wage is too low