What will the Swiss think of next!!

Wolferz · 08-30-13, 07:32 PM

Quote:

On the one hand marriage is justified by the love and companionship that springs from it. Would it work to get a dog and still go to Switzerland?

Yeah I suppose it would... with one caveat. The dog will require a lot of peanut butter.

Quote:

On the other hand the prostitute will never tell you she has a headache.

Sure she could but she'd have to give you your money back.

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Platapus · 08-31-13, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

If we were not supposed to masturbate, why are our arms just the right length?

Betonov · 08-31-13, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

Platapus · 08-31-13, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

quit braggin

Herr-Berbunch · 08-31-13, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

quit braggin

It wasn't for bragging rights, it was a search party.

Wolferz · 08-31-13, 06:48 PM

If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier.

Remember....
Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear.

Stealhead · 08-31-13, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier.

Remember....
Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear.

It could also mean that you have very very small hands.

Aktungbby · 08-31-13, 07:53 PM

I'm cutting to the chase already... opening an 'In and Out Burger' joint next door to revive all your flagging libidos. Where's the thread moderator any how??? THIS IS "OUT OF HAND!"

Jimbuna · 08-31-13, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

Yep, but often she needs help from her opposite twin sister

BADOOM TISH !!!!!!

Save this

08-31-13, 06:48 PM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	If you brag of a two hander, you're really saying tweezers and a magnifier. Remember.... Objects in magnifying glass are smaller than they appear. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-31-13, 07:53 PM	#8
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,139 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I'm cutting to the chase already... opening an 'In and Out Burger' joint next door to revive all your flagging libidos. Where's the thread moderator any how??? THIS IS "OUT OF HAND!" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 08-31-13 at 11:14 PM.