What will the Swiss think of next!!

eddie · 08-28-13, 01:07 AM

Doesn't look like their ideas on how to deal with Prostitutes and their customers is working out real well,lol

http://news.msn.com/world/first-driv...et-a-swiss-hit

Feuer Frei! · 08-28-13, 02:55 AM

Herr-Berbunch · 08-28-13, 03:59 AM

Where is my passport?

BossMark · 08-28-13, 04:29 AM

If there's a bar and a bookies then its my dream come true. Oh and I'll be there very shortly

Ducimus · 08-28-13, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Where is my passport?

Going to go meet ya a little Swiss Miss?

Herr-Berbunch · 08-28-13, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

Going to go meet ya a little Swiss Miss?

Nah, too far, I can just get the ferry across to the Netherlands where (apparently) they have similar boxes.

Or I could just stay and home with the wife and give her all my money, just like now.

Wolferz · 08-28-13, 08:39 AM

Poker Park?

I like the rides.

Jimbuna · 08-28-13, 08:45 AM

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ZURICH — Greeted by a press pack rather than prostitutes, the first customer to roll up to Switzerland's sex drive-in on opening night took one lap of the facility before making a hasty exit.
The second car, a family vehicle driven by a man in sunglasses under cloudy evening skies, broke down and needed jump starting in front of a host of photographers, s******ing into their cameras.

Priceless!!

Wolferz · 08-28-13, 08:53 AM

New definition for Boxing Day?
Now it's every day of the year.

I'm good with it as long as they supply ear plugs and clothes pins.

I can't concentrate with the smell of burning latex and the sound of a squealing wench.

Spiced_Rum · 08-28-13, 03:28 PM

A new definition for Park and Ride.

The tax revenue could help raise money for civic amenities as well; be a good citizen and support your local community project tonight.

08-28-13, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm good with it as long as they supply ear plugs and clothes pins.

I can't concentrate with the smell of burning latex and the sound of a squealing wench.

Time to put the boots on cause it's getting REAL deep now!

Jimbuna · 08-28-13, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

Time to put the boots on cause it's getting REAL deep now!

OMG....the mental images

mapuc · 08-28-13, 05:09 PM

Well for me it's not a new thing

Here's why

in the beginning of the 90'ies I took a course on how to start my own company and how to run it.

As terminating exam you had to, on paper start a fictitious company and show that you knew how to run the economy in this company.

All the others had, in theory, started a pizza or a kiosk, etc.

I however went against the tide and had created a real drive-in whorehouse

Explained class and our teachers how how I thought that it should be built, etc.

The others were a little huff over my actions.

The teacher was a little upset with my classmates and told them that I was certainly good enough that I had come up with a Originel idea although it was a little less wise idea and that they had just copied every one else. He expected them to be more originel when thinking of starting a company.

Markus

Tchocky · 08-28-13, 05:34 PM

You're a visionary markus

Platapus · 08-28-13, 05:58 PM

Perhaps one of these days prostitution will be legal in the US. Keeping it a crime does not seem to help much.

What did the sign on the locked door of the brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

08-28-13, 01:07 AM	#1
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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Poker Park? I like the rides. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-28-13, 08:53 AM	#9
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	New definition for Boxing Day? Now it's every day of the year. I'm good with it as long as they supply ear plugs and clothes pins. I can't concentrate with the smell of burning latex and the sound of a squealing wench. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Spiced_Rum Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2013 Location: Enjoying a run ashore Posts: 1,129 Downloads: 69 Uploads: 0	A new definition for Park and Ride. The tax revenue could help raise money for civic amenities as well; be a good citizen and support your local community project tonight. __________________ Spiced_Rum "The only rocks I want to see are in my glass, and covered with lashings of Spicey and Coke"

08-28-13, 05:09 PM	#13
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Well for me it's not a new thing Here's why in the beginning of the 90'ies I took a course on how to start my own company and how to run it. As terminating exam you had to, on paper start a fictitious company and show that you knew how to run the economy in this company. All the others had, in theory, started a pizza or a kiosk, etc. I however went against the tide and had created a real drive-in whorehouse Explained class and our teachers how how I thought that it should be built, etc. The others were a little huff over my actions. The teacher was a little upset with my classmates and told them that I was certainly good enough that I had come up with a Originel idea although it was a little less wise idea and that they had just copied every one else. He expected them to be more originel when thinking of starting a company. Markus

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	You're a visionary markus __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Perhaps one of these days prostitution will be legal in the US. Keeping it a crime does not seem to help much. What did the sign on the locked door of the brothel say? Beat it, we're closed. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.