Headlines from the Future

Feuer Frei! · 03-29-13, 02:42 AM

Newsflash! Newsflash!

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Add yours.

Hottentot · 03-29-13, 02:46 AM

The border skirmishes between China and Finland claim another life.

Cybermat47 · 03-29-13, 02:58 AM

America votes to become an Australian state

BossMark · 03-29-13, 03:59 AM

Labour win 2015 general election with a majority of 180

Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season

Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season

Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season

Feuer Frei! · 03-29-13, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark

Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season

Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season

Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season

You will have to wait a lot longer than that i'd say

Oberon · 03-29-13, 07:38 AM

2016 election settled by a gun duel between the two candidates.

flatsixes · 03-29-13, 07:41 AM

Flying Cars Rumored For 2076

Oberon · 03-29-13, 07:45 AM

Kim Jong-un "I mean it this time...I'll do it...I will!"

STEED · 03-29-13, 07:57 AM

UK now a 3rd world country, immigrants leave the UK on the backs of the banks who plundered the country's wealth, civil unrest breaks out as EU fine the UK again.

03-29-13, 08:27 AM

April 1st, 2013

North Korea announced today that it's Top Secret 'Flying Monkey' program will be used to attack the United States.

flatsixes · 03-29-13, 08:47 AM

Still Rockin' at 106: Rolling Stones Sell Out Madison Square Garden to Kick off 85th Anniversary Tour

03-29-13, 09:00 AM

April 29th, 2013

NK attacks Honolulu, Hawaii, USA with one small Nuclear Device. 27,000 Dead. NK is no longer on the map..

Jimbuna · 03-29-13, 09:11 AM

Lord Lucan is found.

AVGWarhawk · 03-29-13, 09:22 AM

"Jim Buna reaches 1,000,000 posting milestone at SS."

mapuc · 03-29-13, 10:40 AM

Jan. 1 2025

The step towards one world currency to one step further when the new currency is on the market. AS now we have only three currency

Dollar
Euro
And the third(can't say what name it would be called)

April 27th 2034

Today the citizen in the new Europe shall make the first decision on who they want to be the EU's first president. They shall also choice who they want to sit in the new Senat and Congress.

Markus

03-29-13, 02:42 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Headlines from the Future Newsflash! Newsflash! Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. Add yours. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

03-29-13, 02:46 AM	#2
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	The border skirmishes between China and Finland claim another life. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

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Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	America votes to become an Australian state __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

03-29-13, 03:59 AM	#4
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Labour win 2015 general election with a majority of 180 Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	UK now a 3rd world country, immigrants leave the UK on the backs of the banks who plundered the country's wealth, civil unrest breaks out as EU fine the UK again. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	2016 election settled by a gun duel between the two candidates.

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Kim Jong-un "I mean it this time...I'll do it...I will!"

03-29-13, 08:27 AM	#10
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	April 1st, 2013 North Korea announced today that it's Top Secret 'Flying Monkey' program will be used to attack the United States.

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flatsixes Weps Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 362 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Still Rockin' at 106: Rolling Stones Sell Out Madison Square Garden to Kick off 85th Anniversary Tour

03-29-13, 09:00 AM	#12
reignofdeath Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	April 29th, 2013 NK attacks Honolulu, Hawaii, USA with one small Nuclear Device. 27,000 Dead. NK is no longer on the map..

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Lord Lucan is found. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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03-29-13, 10:40 AM	#15
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,563 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Jan. 1 2025 The step towards one world currency to one step further when the new currency is on the market. AS now we have only three currency Dollar Euro And the third(can't say what name it would be called) April 27th 2034 Today the citizen in the new Europe shall make the first decision on who they want to be the EU's first president. They shall also choice who they want to sit in the new Senat and Congress. Markus