Headlines from the Future
 

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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


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The border skirmishes between China and Finland claim another life.

America votes to become an Australian state

Labour win 2015 general election with a majority of 180 :yep:

Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season

Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season

Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season

You will have to wait a lot longer than that i'd say :O:

2016 election settled by a gun duel between the two candidates.

Flying Cars Rumored For 2076

Kim Jong-un "I mean it this time...I'll do it...I will!"

UK now a 3rd world country, immigrants leave the UK on the backs of the banks who plundered the country's wealth, civil unrest breaks out as EU fine the UK again.

April 1st, 2013

North Korea announced today that it's Top Secret 'Flying Monkey' program will be used to attack the United States.

Still Rockin' at 106: Rolling Stones Sell Out Madison Square Garden to Kick off 85th Anniversary Tour

April 29th, 2013

NK attacks Honolulu, Hawaii, USA with one small Nuclear Device. 27,000 Dead. NK is no longer on the map..

Lord Lucan is found.

"Jim Buna reaches 1,000,000 posting milestone at SS."

Jan. 1 2025

The step towards one world currency to one step further when the new currency is on the market. AS now we have only three currency

Dollar
Euro
And the third(can't say what name it would be called)

April 27th 2034

Today the citizen in the new Europe shall make the first decision on who they want to be the EU's first president. They shall also choice who they want to sit in the new Senat and Congress.

Markus