Dear Steve Thread

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Steve,

Sometimes I use Ben Gay at night for muscle stiffness, will this work on my peniz as well?

You are so confused. Ben Gay is to relax the muscles. Is that the effect you're looking for with your other "muscle"?

{And please don't ban me over the peniz, I'm not sure if we can even use the real medical term} However, I will accept another infraction without complaint..

Probably not a problem, since, as anybody who is anybody knows, "peniz" is the Lower Slobovian term for a white lab rat.