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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
Bernard was foisted on the Kriegsmarine by Dowly in post #1 of this thread:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773
He's the guy on your boat who fails to see the destroyer bearing down on you from 500 meters away, who forgets to close the hatch after sounding the crash dive alarm, who plays chicken with the locks at Wilhelmsaven and drowns your entire crew in their own harbor, who destroys a ship 150 meters away with your deck gun only to have the resulting explosion kill your own gun crew with flying debris, who can't remember the proper procedure for flushing the head and precipitates the flooding that sends your boat straight down to Davy Jones' Locker... in short, he's the idiot that you blame all your blunders, distractions, and foolish decisions on. 
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something tells me this should be an internet meme.