Originally Posted by Raptor (Post 1767611)

I think your boat should be on the bottom. That hole is huge!:o It looks like it went completely through; most likely a shell.......or Bernard had the world's largest and most devastating fart

Originally Posted by WWII44 (Post 1767624)

who the hell is Bernard?

Originally Posted by Raptor (Post 1767611)

I think your boat should be on the bottom. That hole is huge!:o

Originally Posted by Fish In The Water (Post 1767643)

With a hole that big, it's amazing you're still afloat. My money's on a mine although I reckon we may never know for sure. :DL

Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1767638)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4958/bernard6sp.jpg

Bernard was foisted on the Kriegsmarine by Dowly in post #1 of this thread:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

He's the guy on your boat who fails to see the destroyer bearing down on you from 500 meters away, who forgets to close the hatch after sounding the crash dive alarm, who plays chicken with the locks at Wilhelmsaven and drowns your entire crew in their own harbor, who destroys a ship 150 meters away with your deck gun only to have the resulting explosion kill your own gun crew with flying debris, who can't remember the proper procedure for flushing the head and precipitates the flooding that sends your boat straight down to Davy Jones' Locker... in short, he's the idiot that you blame all your blunders, distractions, and foolish decisions on. :D

Originally Posted by WWII44 (Post 1767654)

something tells me this should be an internet meme.

Originally Posted by WWII44 (Post 1767652)

I modded the game files that make it so that my ship is invunreable to damage thought I can still be sunk byh collisons with land and subnets.

Originally Posted by the.terrabyte.pirate (Post 1767908)

When the AOB has been set up 90 degrees port instead of starboard it means Bernhard has been playing with the dials.

When your sub runs aground because you're navigator has plotted a course straight across an island, Bernhard was on watch.

When you're on your shakedown cruise, and running some manual targeting trials, and for some reason a torpedo accidentally leaves it's tube and connects with the Bismark in an orgy of fire and destruction, Bernhard was on the button.

When you're playing tag with a destroyer, accidentally order "Return to course" and your once silent sub shudders into life and roars away at ahead standard, it's Bernhard with his foot on the pedal, a dopey grin on his face, whooping and hollering while you're screaming "NO NO NO NO NO... Aww HELL!".

Originally Posted by WWII44 (Post 1767930)

Bernard must of been on the deck gun onch when we encounterd a spannish passenger/cargo and we acidently opened up on it, luckly me and the watch office managed to get the gun crew to cease fire before we cause any fatal damage.