The Perfect U-boat Commander

Jimbuna · 06-04-11, 05:14 PM

LOL

danasan · 06-05-11, 03:52 AM

I' ll better stay tuned here.

All these still unanswered questions...

But I am a bit unsatisfied of Frau Kaleun has been unable to get Sam to play "As Time Goes By"

Will there be a happy end on this? Even more questions...

Jimbuna · 06-05-11, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danasan

I' ll better stay tuned here.

All these still unanswered questions...

But I am a bit unsatisfied of Frau Kaleun has been unable to get Sam to play "As Time Goes By"

Will there be a happy end on this? Even more questions...

danasan · 06-05-11, 06:58 AM

I played that one, but it isn't the same to me as if Brad had made The Frau say to Sam: " " (kind of wordplay, you know)

Jimbuna · 06-05-11, 07:37 AM

What your missing is....it was frau playing the piano

Brag · 06-12-11, 05:14 PM

"A camel from Camelot," Schramm said in wonder.
"Blewlewlewlew, " The camel said in Camelese.
"We need to find Balz."
"Thataway," The Camel pointed his nose east.
Schramm mounted the camel.
The camel remained kneeling.
"Let´s go!" Schramm yelled.
" That'll be fifty francs."
"Ridiculous, how can one pay a camel?"
"I eat fifty frank notes."
Schramm fed a note to the camel. "Let´s go."
The camel did not budge.
"I´ve paid you, you, you cheating moron."
"I´m not cheating." The camel turned his nose to the west. "There he is, standing in the full glory of his heroic posture."
Schramm directed his gaze to the west. Balz stood on a rise silhouetted against the starry sky.
Schramm kicked the camel. Let´s go to Balz."
"OK, now that I have an address, we can go." The camel stood and trotted toward Balz.
"My whole crew is in jail," Schramm said.
"Ummm., we need to rescue them," Balz answered. He then whistled.
Ali Baba and his forty thieves came out of an olive grove.

Half an hour later, they all stood in front of the jail. Ali Baba said. "Now what?"
"We will have a prisoner exchange," Balz answered. "Your guys go into jail and Schramm´s crew comes out."
"You´re crazy!" Ali Baba exclaimed. "We are thieves, not jail birds."
"There is plenty to steal inside. You can start with the jail warden´s watch. There are beds, blankets, recovered loot, striped uniforms, antique torture racks, shoes, lots of keys"
"Are you sure?
Balz patted Ali Baba's shoulder. "Once you're in, you are in."

Will Balz's scheme succeed and the crew of U-321 be liberated?
Don´t miss the next thrilling episode.

Sailor Steve · 06-12-11, 09:13 PM

Boooorrriiiiiiiinggg!!!

The camel didn't even asplode!

When's somethin' cool gonna happen?

I hate these old movies!

*WHAP*

Shut up and eat your popcorn! We're just gettin' to the good part.

06-04-11, 05:14 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,946 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-05-11, 03:52 AM	#2
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	I' ll better stay tuned here. All these still unanswered questions... But I am a bit unsatisfied of Frau Kaleun has been unable to get Sam to play "As Time Goes By" Will there be a happy end on this? Even more questions... __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

06-05-11, 07:37 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,946 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What your missing is....it was frau playing the piano __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-12-11, 05:14 PM	#6
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	"A camel from Camelot," Schramm said in wonder. "Blewlewlewlew, " The camel said in Camelese. "We need to find Balz." "Thataway," The Camel pointed his nose east. Schramm mounted the camel. The camel remained kneeling. "Let´s go!" Schramm yelled. " That'll be fifty francs." "Ridiculous, how can one pay a camel?" "I eat fifty frank notes." Schramm fed a note to the camel. "Let´s go." The camel did not budge. "I´ve paid you, you, you cheating moron." "I´m not cheating." The camel turned his nose to the west. "There he is, standing in the full glory of his heroic posture." Schramm directed his gaze to the west. Balz stood on a rise silhouetted against the starry sky. Schramm kicked the camel. Let´s go to Balz." "OK, now that I have an address, we can go." The camel stood and trotted toward Balz. "My whole crew is in jail," Schramm said. "Ummm., we need to rescue them," Balz answered. He then whistled. Ali Baba and his forty thieves came out of an olive grove. Half an hour later, they all stood in front of the jail. Ali Baba said. "Now what?" "We will have a prisoner exchange," Balz answered. "Your guys go into jail and Schramm´s crew comes out." "You´re crazy!" Ali Baba exclaimed. "We are thieves, not jail birds." "There is plenty to steal inside. You can start with the jail warden´s watch. There are beds, blankets, recovered loot, striped uniforms, antique torture racks, shoes, lots of keys" "Are you sure? Balz patted Ali Baba's shoulder. "Once you're in, you are in." Will Balz's scheme succeed and the crew of U-321 be liberated? Don´t miss the next thrilling episode. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-12-11, 09:13 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Boooorrriiiiiiiinggg!!! The camel didn't even asplode! When's somethin' cool gonna happen? I hate these old movies! WHAP Shut up and eat your popcorn! We're just gettin' to the good part. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-05-11, 06:58 AM	#4
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	I played that one, but it isn't the same to me as if Brad had made The Frau say to Sam: " " (kind of wordplay, you know)