The Perfect U-boat Commander

[Brag]

I can't smoke a camel," Balz said.
Haji Baba Jimbuna shrugged. "This is a lucky camel."
"Only Americans smoke Luckys."
Haji Baba Jimbuna clutched his head. "You are stupider than that bird that flies around you."
Balz smiled remembering the loyal albatross who liked warm climates. "How is Birdnard?"
"You ask the worst questions at the worst time. Your life is in danger. The Brits will soon get a license to kill."
"You, of all the gin joints in the world, you had to bring a camel in here." Rick came over straightening his dinner jacket.
Haji Baba Jimbuna salaamed Rick "I would have arrived on my magic carpet if it wasn´t in the carpet shop for a change of threads."
I wish I had more lines to speak. Rick thought.
Haji Baba Jimbuna turned toward Balz. "Get on the camel and sneak out of the back door."
" Must say good bye to Frau Kaleun," Balz said, worrying what would happen to her in the clutches of Rick the American. He handed Haji Baba Jimbuna the reins. "I need to dress the part."
"Oh well. Dress the part or part the dress. But hurry!"
(The following clip includes the action in London at His Majesty´s Secret Service HQ and preparations to send 003 on his nefarious mission)





Disguized as The Red Shadow, Balz mounts the camel and heads for the rear exit.