The Perfect U-boat Commander

[Brag]

Melzer, the Li, Zeiler Zteve, and Bernard met in the aft torpedoe room.
"I hate to mess up a U-boat commanders plans, Bernard said, "but, we must do something, anything, it´s time to act."
"What can we do?" Melzer said, "The commander said, he doesn´t want to hear another word about it."
Bernard snapped his fingers. "I´ve got it. By jove, I´ve got it."
"What did you get?" Zeiler Zteve asked.
"The key word is hear, like in froo froo." Bernard smiled. "We can´t say anything but we can write."
Zeiler Zteve nodded. "Bernard, as always you are brilliant."

# # #
Balz sat in his Lorient office reading intelligence reports. A shiver ran down his spine when he saw the message signed by Bernard. He quickly drafted an answer and personally took it to the radio room.
He then called his orderly. "Put three tea cozies into my bag and tell Frau Kaleun to get some civvie duds and pack for a trip." Balz twirled. "Germany´s greatest intelligence officer and espionage agent and great double crosser will embark on a journey of intrigue." He left the BDU chateau twirling.