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frau kaleun · 02-25-11, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krauter

why did this make me laugh so hard

I'm gonna go with "you have issues?" for $1000, Alex.

Freiwillige · 02-25-11, 11:28 PM

So far 400 dust mites have met their fate.

Now you must watch this as further punishment.

Freiwillige · 02-25-11, 11:34 PM

"We have nothing to fear.......But fear of tigers"~Tiger attack survivor

nikimcbee · 02-26-11, 02:04 PM

What's next, the comfy chair threat?

frau kaleun · 02-26-11, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What's next, the comfy chair threat?

But... what if it has... POINTY CUSHIONS?!?!?!?

nikimcbee · 02-26-11, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

But... what if it has... POINTY CUSHIONS?!?!?!?

Put on a hockey helmet and a thick sweatshirt. That should keep you safe for the moment. That will give me enough time to put my chainmail on and perform a daring rescue

.

BTW, your name better not be Herbert.

A dramatic re-enactment:

nikimcbee · 02-26-11, 02:28 PM

...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread!

frau kaleun · 02-26-11, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread!

But... but... but... I have to pee!

*from the next room*

...hey hey hey c'mon and -

VOGUE!

- let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it...

nikimcbee · 02-26-11, 03:04 PM

(sirens in background)

Everybody run! It's the coppers!

(The Elite Buna Force, pulls up and surrounds the thread)

(the bullhorn comes out......)

okay, okay, We've had reports of too much silliness in this thread!

krashkart · 02-26-11, 03:29 PM

How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed.

It's a very good thing that I've already donned my Lurid Corset Of Drop-Dead Gorgeousness [GLOWING] [HUMMING] [CURSED].

Wait... where am I?

frau kaleun · 02-26-11, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed.

*reads back through thread*

Uh, waiter? I'll have what ^he's^ having.

krashkart · 02-26-11, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Uh, waiter? I'll have what ^he's^ having.

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

Freiwillige · 02-26-11, 03:38 PM

Frau I thought you said you couldn't sing. That is the voice of an angel and your chorus was only thrown off by the sound of the flushing toilet.

Brought tears to me eyes it did.

frau kaleun · 02-26-11, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

Dammit man you owe me a new keyboard.

nikimcbee · 02-26-11, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

Waiter: "We are terribly sorry ma'am, but he's eaten the last of the Flintstones chewables."

+2

02-26-11, 02:04 PM	#49
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	What's next, the comfy chair threat? __________________

02-26-11, 02:28 PM	#52
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...and no bloody singing! Not in this thread! __________________

02-26-11, 03:04 PM	#54
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	(sirens in background) Everybody run! It's the coppers! (The Elite Buna Force, pulls up and surrounds the thread) (the bullhorn comes out......) okay, okay, We've had reports of too much silliness in this thread! __________________

02-26-11, 03:29 PM	#55
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	How odd. I had no idea that this thread existed. It's a very good thing that I've already donned my Lurid Corset Of Drop-Dead Gorgeousness [GLOWING] [HUMMING] [CURSED]. Wait... where am I? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

02-25-11, 11:28 PM	#47
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	So far 400 dust mites have met their fate. Now you must watch this as further punishment.

02-25-11, 11:34 PM	#48
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	"We have nothing to fear.......But fear of tigers"~Tiger attack survivor

02-26-11, 03:38 PM	#58
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Frau I thought you said you couldn't sing. That is the voice of an angel and your chorus was only thrown off by the sound of the flushing toilet. Brought tears to me eyes it did.