Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment.
 

So we (Us in the know) have seen a large percentile increase in humor on this forum as of late. As a carefully coordinated result threads are getting completely derailed. So we (Us in the know) are now letting you know that in fact we now know about your coordinated efforts to make we (Us in the know) Laugh.

Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly to you (Those not in the know) by we (Us in the know) for the crime of humor. Now the punishment shall be handed out on the basis of how hard we (Us in the know) Laugh at you (Those not in the know) and how often you (Those not in the know) make we (Us in the know) spit soda on our keyboards.

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs

And having to watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTVyQuioDA

:rotfl2:

I vote we have someone* hit 'em over the head with an angry wombat.



*Me, actually.

NOT FUNNY. I happen to be one of the several dozen* citizens of our great nation who is afflicted with this malady, and there is nothing funny about it. And if you'd ever heard me trying to sing "Like A Virgin" in the crapper you wouldn't be laughing either. The acoustics just make it worse.



*Okay, several couple. Okay, few. Okay just me, actually.

I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads. So, y'all just slowly put the the theme of this thread in the bag and slowly step away from the keyboard and nobody gets made fun of. Go tell Krashkart to start the kar.
http://bonnieclyde.info/wp-content/u...and-clyde1.jpg

C'mon Frau, lets get outta here before the po-lice show up.

Queue music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAoJPNmdLEk

:har:

I read that at first as "go tell Krashkart to start the bar."

Which also works. :yep:

Uh... I lost the keys. :oops:


EDIT:

And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets. :wah:


EDIT 2:

Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way. :arrgh!:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/pict...pictureid=2512

Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways.

Ready! Go team!:woot:


(Me)Polish version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVcB...feature=relmfu

(Frau)Swedish version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv3e...feature=relmfu

Ya gonna punish us with strong drink from Norway? :O:

You don't fool me. You're full of...holes. :O:

If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out.

A pointing challenge, eh. Okay gang, lettem have it!
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...th-korea-5.jpg

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

http://blog.hostbaby.com/wp-content/...n_pointing.jpg

Wipe that disgusting grin off your face!







Wait, what?

Now the McFrau Gang (and krashkart too) is looking for a musician to write ballads of our great exploits, preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?


"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"


:O: