Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment.

Freiwillige · 02-24-11, 09:45 PM

So we (Us in the know) have seen a large percentile increase in humor on this forum as of late. As a carefully coordinated result threads are getting completely derailed. So we (Us in the know) are now letting you know that in fact we now know about your coordinated efforts to make we (Us in the know) Laugh.

Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly to you (Those not in the know) by we (Us in the know) for the crime of humor. Now the punishment shall be handed out on the basis of how hard we (Us in the know) Laugh at you (Those not in the know) and how often you (Those not in the know) make we (Us in the know) spit soda on our keyboards.

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs

And having to watch this

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical.
Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time.

I vote we have someone* hit 'em over the head with an angry wombat.

*Me, actually.

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Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs

NOT FUNNY. I happen to be one of the several dozen* citizens of our great nation who is afflicted with this malady, and there is nothing funny about it. And if you'd ever heard me trying to sing "Like A Virgin" in the crapper you wouldn't be laughing either. The acoustics just make it worse.

*Okay, several couple. Okay, few. Okay just me, actually.

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 10:39 PM

I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads. So, y'all just slowly put the the theme of this thread in the bag and slowly step away from the keyboard and nobody gets made fun of. Go tell Krashkart to start the kar.

C'mon Frau, lets get outta here before the po-lice show up.

Queue music:

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 10:54 PM

I read that at first as "go tell Krashkart to start the bar."

Which also works.

krashkart · 02-24-11, 10:56 PM

Uh... I lost the keys.

EDIT:

And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets.

EDIT 2:

Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way.

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:11 PM

Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways.

Ready! Go team!

(Me)Polish version:

(Frau)Swedish version:

Weiss Pinguin · 02-24-11, 11:14 PM

Sailor Steve · 02-24-11, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly

Ya gonna punish us with strong drink from Norway?

Sailor Steve · 02-24-11, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads.

You don't fool me. You're full of...holes.

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:16 PM

If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out.

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

A pointing challenge, eh. Okay gang, lettem have it!

Sailor Steve · 02-24-11, 11:24 PM

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 11:29 PM

Wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

Wait, what?

nikimcbee · 02-24-11, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it!

Muttley: Anybody want a peanut?

ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming!

FrauKau: You have terrible timing.

Now the McFrau Gang (and krashkart too) is looking for a musician to write ballads of our great exploits, preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

frau kaleun · 02-24-11, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

preferably a bass guitarist. Y'all know anybody?

Hey that reminds me... what's the last thing a bass player ever says to his bandmates?

"Hey guys, I wrote some songs!"

02-24-11, 09:45 PM	#1
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Derailing threads with humor is frowned upon in this establishment. So we (Us in the know) have seen a large percentile increase in humor on this forum as of late. As a carefully coordinated result threads are getting completely derailed. So we (Us in the know) are now letting you know that in fact we now know about your coordinated efforts to make we (Us in the know) Laugh. Punishment shall be meaded out haphazardly to you (Those not in the know) by we (Us in the know) for the crime of humor. Now the punishment shall be handed out on the basis of how hard we (Us in the know) Laugh at you (Those not in the know) and how often you (Those not in the know) make we (Us in the know) spit soda on our keyboards. The punishment shall both be severe and random and mostly nonsensical. Punishment's may include but not exclusively, Being slapped with a fish or a carrot which ever is most easily available at the time. Not being able to urinate without singing Madonna songs And having to watch this

02-24-11, 10:39 PM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I'm Ol Clyde McBee, and dats Frau Parker, and we hijack threads. So, y'all just slowly put the the theme of this thread in the bag and slowly step away from the keyboard and nobody gets made fun of. Go tell Krashkart to start the kar. C'mon Frau, lets get outta here before the po-lice show up. Queue music: __________________

02-24-11, 10:56 PM	#5
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Uh... I lost the keys. EDIT: And the wet bar was raided by a pack of ferrets. EDIT 2: Wait! I found the keys and I'm on my way. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard Last edited by krashkart; 02-24-11 at 11:10 PM.

02-24-11, 11:11 PM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Okay here's the plan: I found this juicy troll thread a few threads down with a lot of moolah. I'll kick the monitor in and play my song, then Frau will play hers. Everyone will be stunned and krashkart will go around and collect the merchandise. We'll split the posts 3 ways. Ready! Go team! (Me)Polish version: (Frau)Swedish version: __________________

02-24-11, 11:14 PM	#7
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	__________________

02-24-11, 10:54 PM	#4
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I read that at first as "go tell Krashkart to start the bar." Which also works.

02-24-11, 11:16 PM	#10
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If the po-lice show up too soon, I'll post a picture of Reece's GF. If that doesn't stop them, I'll post that they've announced Destroyer Command 2. That should cause enough chaos, we can make our getaway to the funny pix thread to hide out. __________________

02-24-11, 11:24 PM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Freewhosis: No laughing! I mean it! Muttley: Anybody want a peanut? ThatOldSailorGuy: He said laughing, not rhyming! FrauKau: You have terrible timing. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-24-11, 11:29 PM	#13
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Wipe that disgusting grin off your face! Wait, what?