A Balz Upper Christmas (BALZ)

Brag · 12-17-10, 01:15 PM

By popular demand, here are the lyrics.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not smoke,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

He's making a list,
And aiming it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's infested with lice.
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

He sees you when you're drinking.
He knows when you're drunk.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be quick for hoochie´s sake!

Oh, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not woochie,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

Jimbuna · 12-17-10, 01:53 PM

LOL

Herr-Berbunch · 12-17-10, 02:02 PM

It just gets better.

Cheers, Brag, have a good holiday

sunvalleyslim · 12-21-10, 06:36 PM

Great Story Brag..............Merry Christmas to you and Kapt Balz...........:-)

Gargamel · 12-24-10, 12:50 AM

Found another Cozy for Balz! Maybe for Bernard.... not sure.....

(possibly NSFW, maybe.... not sure though)

Cozy

Gerald · 12-24-10, 04:01 AM

Cozy Tea Balz,yes there is the solution,

Herr-Berbunch · 12-24-10, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Found another Cozy for Balz! Maybe for Bernard.... not sure.....

(possibly NSFW, maybe.... not sure though)

Cozy

Ha, ha, haa! Well I'm in work, and it seemed safe enough - just wondering why somebody would want a mitten that could only fit one finger though?

Jimbuna · 12-24-10, 05:42 PM

Merry Xmas Alex

Missing Name · 12-24-10, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Found another Cozy for Balz! Maybe for Bernard.... not sure.....

(possibly NSFW, maybe.... not sure though)

Cozy

Is that a banana cozy?

Jimbuna · 12-26-10, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missing Name

Is that a banana cozy?

Well he ws either glad to see you reading this thread or he had a canoe in his pocket

Brag · 12-26-10, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Found another Cozy for Balz! Maybe for Bernard.... not sure.....

(possibly NSFW, maybe.... not sure though)

Cozy

It will keep you from sneezing through your willy during silent running

Sailor Steve · 12-17-10, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

By popular demand, here are the lyrics.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not smoke,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

He's making a list,
And aiming it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's infested with lice.
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

He sees you when you're drinking.
He knows when you're drunk.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be quick for hoochie´s sake!

Oh, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not woochie,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is bombing the town.

I'm confused. I'm told that the original chorus rhymed, and went "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be quick or you'll get sunk".

Is this the dubbed or the subtitled version?

Brag · 12-18-10, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm confused. I'm told that the original chorus rhymed, and went "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be quick or you'll get sunk".

Is this the dubbed or the subtitled version?

Good investigative hoochie woochie. Steve.

Gargamel must be pushing for Artist of the Year.

Gargamel · 12-18-10, 11:30 PM

Not I, just a recreation of what happened to me:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=2388

from:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=1891

12-17-10, 01:15 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	By popular demand, here are the lyrics. You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not smoke, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is bombing the town. He's making a list, And aiming it twice; Gonna find out Who's infested with lice. Santa Claus is bombing the town. He sees you when you're drinking. He knows when you're drunk. He knows if you've been bad or good, So be quick for hoochie´s sake! Oh, you better watch out! You better not cry. Better not woochie, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is bombing the town. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

12-17-10, 01:53 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,112 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-17-10, 02:02 PM	#3
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	It just gets better. Cheers, Brag, have a good holiday __________________

12-21-10, 06:36 PM	#4
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Great Story Brag..............Merry Christmas to you and Kapt Balz...........:-) __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

12-24-10, 12:50 AM	#5
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Found another Cozy for Balz! Maybe for Bernard.... not sure..... (possibly NSFW, maybe.... not sure though) Cozy __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

12-24-10, 04:01 AM	#6
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Cozy Tea Balz,yes there is the solution, __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

12-24-10, 05:42 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,112 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Merry Xmas Alex __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-18-10, 11:30 PM	#14
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Not I, just a recreation of what happened to me: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=2388 from: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...postcount=1891 __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.