Dont touch my junk - Page 3

Sailor Steve · 11-16-10, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Third Man

moan while they frisk you.
My favorite.

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation to put something odorless but squishy down my pants.

the_tyrant · 11-16-10, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation to put something odorless but squishy down my pants.

Make that odorless and hard

11-16-10, 05:54 PM

You guys think men have no oder? Pheromones.

Sailor Steve · 11-16-10, 05:55 PM

No, I meant odorless so the inspector wouldn't detect it until he got his hand on it.

Why do you make things so complicated?

SteamWake · 11-16-10, 05:58 PM

Groan and smile seductivly

This whole thing is beyond the pale.

Why inconvience some when we can inconvience all.

tater · 11-16-10, 06:02 PM

While I am willing to take them at their word that the TSA equipment does not save images, what proof do we have that no TSA employee is ever in an image viewing area while in possession of a camera or phone?

I think we need proof that no TSA employees are ever allowed phones in sensitive areas.

Ducimus · 11-16-10, 06:17 PM

check out this news report on video.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel...,1421539.story

I'm wondering if the TSA uniforms should be brown instead of blue. (godwin?)

Platapus · 11-16-10, 06:19 PM

If getting a patdown is the worst indignity you will ever experience in your life, you are lucky.

This is small spuds. I am more concerned with the luggage scanning, which is done.

I do like the idea of severely limiting carry-on luggage. I hate flying with jerks who carry on every single piece of their luggage.

The safest I ever felt flying was when I was in Korea during the Olympics.

The Koreans knew how to run security! Quick, through, and polite. TSA should learn from the Koreans in how to do airline security.

nikimcbee · 11-16-10, 06:31 PM

I wonder what would happen if you wore a cup?

August · 11-16-10, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I wonder what would happen if you wore a cup?

Stage 2: Strip search.

nikimcbee · 11-16-10, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Stage 2: Strip search.

queue porno music now....

SteamWake · 11-16-10, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

If getting a patdown is the worst indignity you will ever experience in your life, you are lucky.

This is small spuds. I am more concerned with the luggage scanning, which is done.

I do like the idea of severely limiting carry-on luggage. I hate flying with jerks who carry on every single piece of their luggage.

The safest I ever felt flying was when I was in Korea during the Olympics.

The Koreans knew how to run security! Quick, through, and polite. TSA should learn from the Koreans in how to do airline security.

I dont know if I was a buisness traveller it would grow old fast.

This will impact the already struggeling airlines as well.

Ducimus · 11-16-10, 07:39 PM

I wonder if they'd bust a person for being a smart ass if they did some .. ehh.. "handsome pelvic thrusting action" while going through the scanner. I mean, hell, if their already viewing you like a freaking peepshow on a redlight district, may as well give em a show! Do an imitation of napoleon dynamite maybe?

edit: It must be Bad press week for the TSA:
TSA pats down a screaming toddler

Same story, different source with video
TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old

tater · 11-16-10, 08:04 PM

The sad thing is that the people we are really concerned with with use a toddler as a bomb without a second thought. AQI used women and children all the time.

I agree that the TSA guys need training. I also want to know how they are background checked. They need to be looked at VERY closely, and more closely than I bet they are. When I go to the airport most of 'em look like they might have worked at ACORN (those ACORN dude will hook you up!).

FIREWALL · 11-16-10, 08:45 PM

I hope that little geek gets fined the full extent of the law.

He knew from the gitgo what choices\procedures he would have.

He wanted his few minutes of glory on Utube and is going to pay for it.

We live in dangerous times. Hopefully a better system will come into place.

But until then, this is better than nothing.

11-16-10, 05:55 PM	#34
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	No, I meant odorless so the inspector wouldn't detect it until he got his hand on it. Why do you make things so complicated? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-16-10, 05:58 PM	#35
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Groan and smile seductivly This whole thing is beyond the pale. Why inconvience some when we can inconvience all. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

11-16-10, 06:19 PM	#38
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	If getting a patdown is the worst indignity you will ever experience in your life, you are lucky. This is small spuds. I am more concerned with the luggage scanning, which is done. I do like the idea of severely limiting carry-on luggage. I hate flying with jerks who carry on every single piece of their luggage. The safest I ever felt flying was when I was in Korea during the Olympics. The Koreans knew how to run security! Quick, through, and polite. TSA should learn from the Koreans in how to do airline security. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

11-16-10, 06:31 PM	#39
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I wonder what would happen if you wore a cup? __________________

11-16-10, 07:39 PM	#43
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I wonder if they'd bust a person for being a smart ass if they did some .. ehh.. "handsome pelvic thrusting action" while going through the scanner. I mean, hell, if their already viewing you like a freaking peepshow on a redlight district, may as well give em a show! Do an imitation of napoleon dynamite maybe? edit: It must be Bad press week for the TSA: TSA pats down a screaming toddler Same story, different source with video TSA Pats Down 3-Year-Old Last edited by Ducimus; 11-16-10 at 07:50 PM.

11-16-10, 05:54 PM	#33
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	You guys think men have no oder? Pheromones.

11-16-10, 06:02 PM	#36
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	While I am willing to take them at their word that the TSA equipment does not save images, what proof do we have that no TSA employee is ever in an image viewing area while in possession of a camera or phone? I think we need proof that no TSA employees are ever allowed phones in sensitive areas.

11-16-10, 06:17 PM	#37
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	check out this news report on video. http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel...,1421539.story I'm wondering if the TSA uniforms should be brown instead of blue. (godwin?)

11-16-10, 08:04 PM	#44
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	The sad thing is that the people we are really concerned with with use a toddler as a bomb without a second thought. AQI used women and children all the time. I agree that the TSA guys need training. I also want to know how they are background checked. They need to be looked at VERY closely, and more closely than I bet they are. When I go to the airport most of 'em look like they might have worked at ACORN (those ACORN dude will hook you up!).

11-16-10, 08:45 PM	#45
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I hope that little geek gets fined the full extent of the law. He knew from the gitgo what choices\procedures he would have. He wanted his few minutes of glory on Utube and is going to pay for it. We live in dangerous times. Hopefully a better system will come into place. But until then, this is better than nothing. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???