Jokes about Jewish people

[mookiemookie]

Originally Posted by Oberon

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

[Lord_magerius]

Nothing to see here

[Lord_magerius]

Sorry, looking at some of the other jokes these seemed about the same, I'll remove them if they offend you so much. I'm not here to piss anyone off or offend people but it's my taste in humour. Really sick horrible stuff that you shouldn't laugh at but do.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by Bilge_Rat

That is incredibly bad taste.

I have had enough of this total anti-semitic Nazi right-wing garbage masquaraded as humour. I can't believe Neal allows this garbage to go on on his forum. It is disgusting and I am losing respect for him and his moderators. This thread should have been locked up long ago.

OneToughHerring was bad enough, although I figure he is just an immature jerk, but what is your excuse? You were raised by nazis? locked up in cellar your whole life and never had an education? Are you a loser in every other aspects of your life?

putz.

Just because I know and laugh at racist jokes does not make me a racist. Hell, even the concept of racism seems ridiculous to me, but it exists. Why not laugh at it?

[Lord_magerius]

I'm not a racist I just find offensive humour funny. If you would like to hear some knock knock jokes, I'm sure I could knock some up.

Edit: anyway if you want to discuss it further with me and about how much of an ass I am lets take it to PM and not derail the thread

[August]

I think it's a matter of degree. A few weak jokes are ok but they keep getting more and more viscous as the thread goes on. Somebody was bound to get pissed off eventually.

I vote for a thread lock.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by August

I think it's a matter of degree. A few weak jokes are ok but they keep getting more and more viscous as the thread goes on. Somebody was bound to get pissed off eventually.

I vote for a thread lock.

I vote for letting people get pissed off.

Originally Posted by Bilge_Rat

OneToughHerring was bad enough, although I figure he is just an immature jerk,

I'm just obeying the rules of the Subsim Radioroom, if that equals being an immature jerk (which it actually might) then I'm not the only immature jerk around here.

I'll conclude with this joke.

A Jewish lady calls the newspaper and asks for the obituary section.
The obit guy asks, "What can I do for you?"
"I'd like to place an obituary."
"Awright, how would you like it to read?"
"Irving Cohen died."
"That's it? Irving Cohen died?"
"That's it."
"But you get four lines in the obit. It's included in the price."
"All right. Irving Cohen died... Cadillac for sale."

[Sailor Steve]

@ Lord_majerius: I thought you went a little over the line too. That said, someone called you on it, you removed them and apologized. If anyone still wants to call you names I'll stand up in your defense. You seem like a good guy to me.

Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

I'm just obeying the rules of the Subsim Radioroom, if that equals being an immature jerk (which it actually might) then I'm not the only immature jerk around here.

You're absolutely right on that last. Some of your first jokes were over the line in my book, but some of the others were within the bounds of good taste and some were downright funny.

I'll conclude with this joke.

A Jewish lady calls the newspaper and asks for the obituary section. The obit guy asks, "What can I do for you?" "I'd like to place an obituary." "Awright, how would you like it to read?" "Irving Cohen died." "That's it? Irving Cohen died?" "That's it." "But you get four lines in the obit. It's included in the price." "All right. Irving Cohen died... Cadillac for sale."

And that was a good one!

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You're absolutely right on that last. Some of your first jokes were over the line in my book, but some of the others were within the bounds of good taste and some were downright funny.

Well humour isn't necessarily always benign, it can be very nasty too. I don't find all jokes funny but since there seems to be 'open policy' concerning all types of jokes here, there's really no reason to sensure.

You might be a Jewish Redneck if....
1. You light your Shabbos candles from your cigarette
2. Your belt buckle is bigger than your Kippah
3. Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name
4. You have a gun rack in your Sukkah
5. You think KKK is a symbol for Really Really Kosher
6. You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish Law
7. You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks
9 . You are saving a bottle of Mogen David for some special occasion
10. You think a good Bar Mitzvah gift is time shared on your hunting lease.

[Jimbuna]

I'll tell you how I see it.

You were out of order in the Bush thread and refused to heed many attempts by numerous people including one of your countrymen to see common sense and act accordingly.

You now decide to push the boundaries further as a result of what you perceived to be your peer group acting unreasonably toward you and in so doing create a thread about people of the Jewish faith....your ashtray joke (archived for posterity) is the most disgusting and revolting thing I have ever had the misfortune to see on this forum.

Much to your credit (sadly) you have managed to get many valued members of this community unwittingly involved and I am confident when some of them see how this thread has degenerated into what it has, they may well be having thoughts on the matter.

All of this is based on your twisted perception of something born out of frustration garnered from another thread and sold to the community as acceptable under the guise of 'open policy'.

I do not profess to know Neals mind but it is well seeing he is away for a few days.

It will be interesting to see if he has a viewpoint on his return.

Just my humble opinion of course, but everything is suitably archived...even the deletions.

[AVGWarhawk]

You see it very well Jim.

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'll tell you how I see it.

You were out of order in the Bush thread

'Freudian' slip there?

and refused to heed many attempts by numerous people including one of your countrymen to see common sense and act accordingly.

You now decide to push the boundaries further as a result of what you perceived to be your peer group acting unreasonably toward you and in so doing create a thread about people of the Jewish faith....your ashtray joke (archived for posterity) is the most disgusting and revolting thing I have ever had the misfortune to see on this forum.

Yes and it's so old and not funny. However I'm surprised you'd find that bad considering how you like to refer to black people as monkeys.

Much to your credit (sadly) you have managed to get many valued members of this community unwittingly involved and I am confident when some of them see how this thread has degenerated into what it has, they may well be having thoughts on the matter.

All of this is based on your twisted perception of something born out of frustration garnered from another thread and sold to the community as acceptable under the guise of 'open policy'.

I do not profess to know Neals mind but it is well seeing he is away for a few days.

It will be interesting to see if he has a viewpoint on his return.

Just my humble opinion of course, but everything is suitably archived...even the deletions.

Yes I deleted one picture because NeonSamurai asked me to. Didn't really have to, I mean, free speech and all but thought I'd oblige. You see I am a nice guy and can see the other side of the issue as well.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'll tell you how I see it.

You were out of order in the Bush thread and refused to heed many attempts by numerous people including one of your countrymen to see common sense and act accordingly.

You now decide to push the boundaries further as a result of what you perceived to be your peer group acting unreasonably toward you and in so doing create a thread about people of the Jewish faith....your ashtray joke (archived for posterity) is the most disgusting and revolting thing I have ever had the misfortune to see on this forum.

Much to your credit (sadly) you have managed to get many valued members of this community unwittingly involved and I am confident when some of them see how this thread has degenerated into what it has, they may well be having thoughts on the matter.

All of this is based on your twisted perception of something born out of frustration garnered from another thread and sold to the community as acceptable under the guise of 'open policy'.

I do not profess to know Neals mind but it is well seeing he is away for a few days.

It will be interesting to see if he has a viewpoint on his return.

Just my humble opinion of course, but everything is suitably archived...even the deletions.

I feel so dirty now. I'm going to take a shower. (I know you're not talking about me, just the participation part)

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

You now decide to push the boundaries further as a result of what you perceived to be your peer group acting unreasonably toward you and in so doing create a thread about people of the Jewish faith....your ashtray joke (archived for posterity) is the most disgusting and revolting thing I have ever had the misfortune to see on this forum.

Uh-oh. That means some of my jokes are out of line as well. I apologize for any offence, Jim. I even spelled offense with a "c" to be extra nice
Seriously, though, I am very sorry if I have offended you, and I shall remove the material post-haste.