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Jokes about Jewish people
Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back. Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free. What is the favourite sport of the Jewish people? 110 meter electrified hurdles. What is the shortest book in the world? Jewish sport heroes. Moses went down from the Mount: - Jews, I have for you 2 news, good and bad. Where to begin? - From good. - We agreed in ten only. - COOL!!! What is bad? - Adultery is included. :har: |
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two of my personal favorites :yeah: there are jokes about every ethnicity in the world my friend. this is just more of your sarcastic and provocative rhetoric |
I will pay your trip to take your show to Israel, you would get a warm welcome.:salute:
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A little risque, perhaps...
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Are there any jokes about Germans, I sure would like to hear some.:DL
*Edit* Just remembered an old one which was already told here before I believe but I'll write it down anyway: What is heaven? A place where the Brits are the comedians, the Italians the cooks and Germans the mechanics. What is hell? A place where the Brits cook, the Germans are comedians and the Italian do the mechanical stuff.:O: |
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German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fibre net. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing... They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones. |
What could be one of the most offensive jokes there is:
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were sitting around talking. Both of them notice some children playing outside. The Priest says to the Rabbi, "Why don't we go out and screw some of those boys?" The Rabbi replies, "Great, out of what?" Yeah, I am going to hell for that one. :yep: |
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