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Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

"Great Circle Navigation - An experienced navigator knows how to find the shortest way between two points, especially if you trust him."

It's very simple. First he draws the Great Circle, then within it the Mystic Square, and then he summons the Four Dread Spirits of the Four Corners of the Earth. Then when he's successfully absorbed the knowledge and power of all four, he chants an ancient spell while laying out his Runestones in a precise pattern only he can determine using the vision of his awakened Third Eye, and continues chanting until all the required forces are aligned.

After that it's just a matter of asking the spirits to teleport you wherever you want to go and *poof* Bob's yer uncle.