What the first five things you will do when you load up SHV for the first time?

JU_88 · 10-16-09, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EgoApocalypse

4)Finish install and restart PC

No need for that is there? I havent restarted after a game install for about 5 years lol

EgoApocalypse · 10-16-09, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JU_88

No need for that is there? I havent restarted after a game install for about 5 years lol

Ah! I Know just habit at this stage........Better safe than sry.

totodog · 10-16-09, 01:47 PM

1. install the game
2. start a campaign, or mission, it doesn't matter
3. walk into the engine room
4. "Ausserste kraft voraus"
5. marvel at the two diesel engines

longam · 10-16-09, 02:16 PM

Find a way to punch that soup guy

subvers4 · 10-16-09, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by longam

Find a way to punch that soup guy

Come on, at least try the soup first, he did offer it nicely and you never know, it may be quite good !

Platapus · 10-16-09, 04:17 PM

Load it up

Start either a training mission or a campaign

Notice all the bugs

Exit SHV

Fire up SH3 and wait for the SHV patches

Fire up SHV with the patches

Start a campaign

Notice all the missing features

Exit SHV

Fire up SH3 and wait for the wonderful modders to work their magic on SHV

Fire up SHV with the patches and some excellent mods

Have fun!

Reece · 10-18-09, 11:53 PM

Take it into the toilet, with a glass of wine for a good examination & read!

Darkbluesky · 10-19-09, 12:38 AM

1a. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!!

1b. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!!

1c. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!!

2a. If it works, drool extensively by exploring the museum and all the sub stations checking all minimal details with my 3D glasses on...

2b. If it doesn't work correctly. Blame developers and Ubi, and wondering why they didn't it compatible !! After all ubi, signed the nvidia 3d vision endorsement...

3. Academy

4. Start patrol 1939

5. Enjoy (I hope) during hours/days/months...

Seriously, why developers don't answer a "simple" question about if it will have support or not for 3D Vision?? The fact SH5 is developed on the platform of SH4 scares me. SH4 was not very compatible with 3D Vision...

10-19-09, 07:34 AM

1) Go and have a pooh whilst it loads.
2) Make a cup of coffee
3) Might phone a mate to see if he fancies a pint later
4) Check the football results
5) Spank the cat.

IanC · 10-19-09, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Take it into the toilet, with a glass of wine for a good examination & read!

Don't ever sell that copy on ebay.

cappy70 · 10-19-09, 11:42 AM

1 Install it & check for patch

2 Look at intro

3 Change to German

4 Start a career

5 Look for a weapon and start shooting inside everwhere and then I'll blow up the door and then I'll toss a couple of handgrenads around the corner and run down to the torpedoroom of the sub and

,,,erhmmm ooops,,no FPS here,,hehehe, I mean I'll look at the map and do the mission briefing and I'll start my first mission with Wolfpack,,I hope.

gordonmull · 10-19-09, 08:12 AM

1 Open beer
2 Go to the options screen and ramp up the graphics quality
3 Change speech to German
4 Work throught the tutorials
5 Sink 'em all

Reece · 10-19-09, 08:26 AM

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5)Uber Gruber said:
Spank the cat.

The pussy! .. Kinky!!

kptn_kaiserhof · 10-20-09, 08:33 AM

i agree with GOTMILK

Brag · 10-20-09, 05:12 PM

1.- Organize a machine
2.- load SH5
3.- Walk from stem to stern. check every space, make sure that Bernard has not smuggled himself in disguised as a farting banana.
4,- Celebrate the commissioning of my boat
5.- Celebrate assuming comand of the boat
6.- Celebrate arrival at Naval Academy
7.- Celebrate that I really have SH-5 operational
8,- Celebrate that I'm sober enough to celebrate

10-16-09, 04:17 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Load it up Start either a training mission or a campaign Notice all the bugs Exit SHV Fire up SH3 and wait for the SHV patches Fire up SHV with the patches Start a campaign Notice all the missing features Exit SHV Fire up SH3 and wait for the wonderful modders to work their magic on SHV Fire up SHV with the patches and some excellent mods Have fun! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-18-09, 11:53 PM	#7
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,718 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Take it into the toilet, with a glass of wine for a good examination & read! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

10-19-09, 11:42 AM	#11
cappy70 Ensign Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: USA/Florida/Sweden Posts: 234 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	See now 1 Install it & check for patch 2 Look at intro 3 Change to German 4 Start a career 5 Look for a weapon and start shooting inside everwhere and then I'll blow up the door and then I'll toss a couple of handgrenads around the corner and run down to the torpedoroom of the sub and ,,,erhmmm ooops,,no FPS here,,hehehe, I mean I'll look at the map and do the mission briefing and I'll start my first mission with Wolfpack,,I hope. __________________ Specs Windows 10 64 bit Pro Asus Z - 97A Intel I7-4790K 4 Ghz 16 Gig Trident Claw DDR 3 2 x 760 GTX 2048 mem in SLI. WD 1T Hd Ultra/WD Black 640 Corsair 850W PSU

10-20-09, 05:12 PM	#15
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	1.- Organize a machine 2.- load SH5 3.- Walk from stem to stern. check every space, make sure that Bernard has not smuggled himself in disguised as a farting banana. 4,- Celebrate the commissioning of my boat 5.- Celebrate assuming comand of the boat 6.- Celebrate arrival at Naval Academy 7.- Celebrate that I really have SH-5 operational 8,- Celebrate that I'm sober enough to celebrate __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

10-16-09, 01:47 PM	#3
totodog A-ganger Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 77 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	1. install the game 2. start a campaign, or mission, it doesn't matter 3. walk into the engine room 4. "Ausserste kraft voraus" 5. marvel at the two diesel engines

10-16-09, 02:16 PM	#4
longam Admiral Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,014 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Find a way to punch that soup guy

10-19-09, 12:38 AM	#8
Darkbluesky Sparky Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 155 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	1a. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!! 1b. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!! 1c. Check if it works with NVIDIA 3D Vision!!! 2a. If it works, drool extensively by exploring the museum and all the sub stations checking all minimal details with my 3D glasses on... 2b. If it doesn't work correctly. Blame developers and Ubi, and wondering why they didn't it compatible !! After all ubi, signed the nvidia 3d vision endorsement... 3. Academy 4. Start patrol 1939 5. Enjoy (I hope) during hours/days/months... Seriously, why developers don't answer a "simple" question about if it will have support or not for 3D Vision?? The fact SH5 is developed on the platform of SH4 scares me. SH4 was not very compatible with 3D Vision...

10-19-09, 07:34 AM	#9
Uber Gruber Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	1) Go and have a pooh whilst it loads. 2) Make a cup of coffee 3) Might phone a mate to see if he fancies a pint later 4) Check the football results 5) Spank the cat.

10-19-09, 08:12 AM	#12
gordonmull Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 269 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	1 Open beer 2 Go to the options screen and ramp up the graphics quality 3 Change speech to German 4 Work throught the tutorials 5 Sink 'em all

10-20-09, 08:33 AM	#14
kptn_kaiserhof XO Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 418 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	i agree with GOTMILK