Tonnage record .

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by KeybdFlyer

10 trillion? What he's not telling you is that they were the remnants of my round the world sinking tour of '98. I remember the day I took-out the Forrestal by lugging tins of bully-beef at it (we'd run out of torps months before) while Bernard kept the defences confused with his impromptu mooning exhibition. The flak crew had to work overtime of course, but being out of ammo, they were forced to use spit wads powered with a feed from the O2 cylinders. U.S. govt. hushed it all up, though Fox News were allowed to blame the "mysterious disapperance" of the carrier on the Democrats. After that, removing the rest of the world's fleets was comparatively easy. One day I'll get it all written down, but that'll be dependant on the nice nurses letting me have a sharp pencil, I'm only allowed crayons atm.

LMAO :rotfl: