Anniversaries

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That of course is one of my favorite jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?

A: A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...". A war story begins "No $#!+, there I was..."

Over here in the UK it often goes something like:

The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river...