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Old 06-27-09, 02:34 PM   #1
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Once upon a time....

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Old 06-27-09, 03:06 PM   #2
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...who joined the navy...
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......because Utah was so dry.........
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Old 06-27-09, 03:18 PM   #5
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......because Utah was so dry.........
Actually I grew up in Southern California.
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Old 06-27-09, 03:26 PM   #6
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...who joined the navy...
See, you are following me!

EDIT: Ow and Castlebravo, your sig made me laugh. Thanks!
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Old 06-27-09, 03:31 PM   #7
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Im innocent i tell ya im innocent.:rotfl:

Yea same here, his sig is funny.
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Once upon a time....

That of course is one of my favorite jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?

A: A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...". A war story begins "No $#!+, there I was..."
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That of course is one of my favorite jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?

A: A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time...". A war story begins "No $#!+, there I was..."
Over here in the UK it often goes something like:

The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river...
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A war story begins "No $#!+, there I was....inverted, behind the power curve, in the dark, with a tornado.......on the ILS.....needles centered".
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Old 06-28-09, 04:35 PM   #11
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Over here in the UK it often goes something like:

The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all a quiver
He gave a cough
His leg fell off
And floated down the river...
Man, you guys are starved for entertainment
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