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Old 06-04-09, 04:25 AM   #1
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10:15 GMT....Phone call from the District Nurse informing me she will be accompanied by a Doctor when they visit my place of abode at 15:00 GMT

I asked "what will this entail?" (thinking as I said it "If she says....Oh, just a small curly one") I'd go ballistic LOL

Her response "Quite simple really, just a few swabs"

Now I'm wondering just how many places other than your nose and mouth they can put a swab
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Old 06-04-09, 04:35 AM   #2
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10:15 GMT....Phone call from the District Nurse informing me she will be accompanied by a Doctor when they visit my place of abode at 15:00 GMT

I asked "what will this entail?" (thinking as I said it "If she says....Oh, just a small curly one") I'd go ballistic LOL

Her response "Quite simple really, just a few swabs"

Now I'm wondering just how many places other than your nose and mouth they can put a swab

Afterward tell her she owes you dinner for that and get a date out of it. :rotfl:
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Old 06-04-09, 06:20 AM   #3
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Afterward tell her she owes you dinner for that and get a date out of it. :rotfl:
Just not in front of Mrs Buna!
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Afterward tell her she owes you dinner for that and get a date out of it. :rotfl:
On the other hand ...

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Old 06-04-09, 01:57 PM   #5
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Phew!! All clear....twenty minutes before blast off received a phone call....the colleagues test results are negative

Looks like I've got a classic case of man flu
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Looks like I've got a classic case of man flu
Better not let your lass catch it then, she might turn into a man. :rotfl:
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It takes a nurse AND a doctor to come to your residence just to take a few swabs???

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It takes a nurse AND a doctor to come to your residence just to take a few swabs???

Of course....us Brits look after our Royals
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LOL, I'm glad this story has a happy ending. Get well. The flu is bad enough without catching some dastardly version of it.
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So your not gonna turn into a pig... are you...

Oah well... as you can see that woman that sits accrost from you has it. (pic I posted earlyer.):rotfl:
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Sounds like one of them kinky threesome deals. So, when does the body cavity search commence
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